View Poll Results: Which of the following 'fact' should Scion Corp use for marketing?
The Scion xB is so fast that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. You can leave today, and get there yesterday.
16.67%
Santa Claus ditched the reindeer in favor of a scion xB, becasue he can deliver the presents in half the time.
3.33%
Police departments are converting all of thier fleet to Scion xB's becasuse they are faster than bullets.
3.33%
The interior of the Scion xB is so big, that Yao Ming once got lost. Three members of the search party were also lost, but rumor has it that they actually transported to another dimension (see fact #2)
53.33%
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Little known facts about the Scion xB
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I hate to say it but the ones concerning the xB being fast.... ...WTF? There is no way they can market it as being even remotely fast. So I guess the one about the interior space gets my vote.
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^^^uhhh... it was just for fun...
See, you would say something like,
"The scion xB gets better gas mileage than a solar powered calculator."
Then I would say, "haha. good one."
See, you would say something like,
"The scion xB gets better gas mileage than a solar powered calculator."
Then I would say, "haha. good one."
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Originally Posted by cherryBox
^^^uhhh... it was just for fun...
See, you would say something like,
"The scion xB gets better gas mileage than a solar powered calculator."
Then I would say, "haha. good one."
See, you would say something like,
"The scion xB gets better gas mileage than a solar powered calculator."
Then I would say, "haha. good one."
- that is the most wackiest ____ing thing i've heard all week! thank you for the good laugh!
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Chuck Norris once attempted to roundhouse kick an xB. But Chuck Norris was too amazed by the amazing mpg, interior space, and all around coolness. To this day the xB is the only thing Chuck Norris has shown mercy on.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
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Originally Posted by PeruzziScion
I hate to say it but the ones concerning the xB being fast.... ...WTF? There is no way they can market it as being even remotely fast. So I guess the one about the interior space gets my vote.
We had a road-trip meet last week-end and my little xB (RS2.0 With CAI and header) loped up the hills on SE NM just fine.
The trip was a blast and I highly recommend it to other clubs and dealers around the country if you're trying to build your own Scion community.
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I hate to say it but the ones concerning the xB being fast.... ...WTF?
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