For those who can rap, and some who can't
Heres a thread to throw down your rant

Just take a look at the person above you
An bust em up, well... without cursing and what-have-you

...word of advice, don't take me for granted, cuz my words is so heavy
...they'll turn your mind into spagghetti


[edit] just keep it clean...

 

aight man, ill lay down my beats,
and just for you, ill keep it all neat.

i think this thread is kinda cool, and once i get started ill take ya-all to school!

i may be a dorky boy from farmington hills, but here i hope to lay it down and show off my skills.

i dont mean to offend anyone but to whom it may concern, everyone after me's got something ta learn!

next!

 

This is probably a waste of your time, since I got some lame rhymes. But before I go to bed, I would like to bump this thread.

next

 

I rhyme so hard
you'll poop out your spleen.
No one can save you.
'Cept that Mr. Oxiclean.

Before you hear my rap
go buy his OrangeGlo.
Because you're gonne crap
when I let loose my flow.

My tiwsted lyrics are thick
And you might call them muddy
They'll clog up your brain
And get stuck like some Mighty Putty.

You can't ecsacpe
from what I'm 'bout to do
My words hit your ears
ANd your mind goes Kaboom!

 

^ Not only can he rap, but he can plug! Nevermind that he's crap, and he has an ugly mug.

amidoinitrite?

 

It's the truth!
I am an ugly mug.
Plus my old lady says
I snort like a pug.

I have dandruff, acne
And halitosis too.
But at least when I rap
I pity the foo'.

:D

 

I actually don't know
What you look like
Last time I was there
I saw Tyler and also Mike

But I guess you decided
That you were too good
To hang out with all of us
While I was in your 'hood

This thread is about as comical
As a breakdancing moose
It's not much of a "Rap n' Rhyme Throwdown"
As we're just channeling Dr. Seuss

 

well i aint gansta,
nor roll on dubs,
so i cant really rhyme,
but i do have subs

but im takin' a stab,
at linkin' this stuff,
as my ghetto skills,
are bound to get snuffed.

 

I came in here
Not knowing what to expect.
Thinking there were going to be rhymes
Only about guns, drugs and sex.

And I'm just fine
With the Dr. Seuss style
Just don't let your imagination
Run too wild.

So who's chimin' in next?
Don't make me point my index..