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Old Feb 1, 2007 | 08:21 PM
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Old Feb 1, 2007 | 08:35 PM
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ok ok time to bust out the big guns

time to make this flow grow with my green thumbs

now i planted the seed

get ready for action, but hey dont act like a pedo named

michael jackson, i know you get excited everytime i speak

but ill be like an egyption and make your brain leak,

slowly out your head the brains be gushing

your girl be mine and i know shes crushing

she has a real man by her side

and shes the one asking to be my bride

and dont like white girls anyways

so i left her on the streets, covered in my mayonnaise
Old Feb 1, 2007 | 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by jsa3mm
See now you're giving me more fuel than you realize
Because I am full of American Pride
I look at the Mexican border and sigh
Wishing some of the jumpers were in my sight

Pop-Bang there goes your seniorita
Let another one fly while I finish my fajita
You know what would make that day sweeter
If I'd blow Scion Jon right outta his sneakers
You live in ‘loosiana’ have you SEEN mexicos border?
Cause your racism ‘n **** is plain out of order!
I'm against illegal immigration, thats what the walls for
But this “poppin senoritas” **** is plain un-called for
You's Just a good ol boy, dont mean any harm?
Quit this race **** before I sound the alarm
Old Feb 1, 2007 | 08:47 PM
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Old Feb 1, 2007 | 08:49 PM
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oops, quoted myself
Old Feb 1, 2007 | 08:49 PM
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Scion jon...... no offense man but everytime i read you sh*t this is what pops to mind..... "dont be hatin"
Its all good though you got your own style you spit...
Old Feb 1, 2007 | 08:53 PM
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my mind turns like the gears of war

gather round the campfire and cook a shmore

as i tell me trials and tribulations

about my journey through many nations

i once battled a warewolf bare handed

i ripped off his jaw and left his body stranded

i wore his face ask a mask

and drained his blood in my flask

and as i drank the sacred drink

the corpse lay next to me and started to stink

my eyes turned crazy in a flash

my back turned hairy and i started to smash

i howled to the moon and the clouds seperated

and like a god i danced and paraded

i was super human and was so elated

i was unstopable or so i thought until i heard the pull of a

trigger, then came the shot

van hellsing ws the one stalking and through the bushes i

heard him stomping, i lay on my back twtching and crippled

and he stood there and laughed as my blood trckiled

last words i heard was go with god

and at the site of the gun i gave a nod.....
Old Feb 1, 2007 | 08:56 PM
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Old Feb 1, 2007 | 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by scion_jon
ill bust my rhyme straight and simple

ill be like clean and clear and pop the pimple

so you better be in preperation just like H

cuz your a$$ be burning like witches on steaks

like a mad hurican im comming

and i hope you get to dodging and ducking

cuz ill rip the passage way with my destruction

my words flow like a sirens seduction

listen to the words as they flow

they plant the the seed in your brain and start to grow

and everytime i say something

i got you thinking with such abruption

you spit your words like a 2 year old

but in this game of cards ill neva fold

cuz right now im running the table

your ugly as an a$$, so ill lock u in the stable

so as you find the words to bring me down

just remember one thing i never frown

instead i drown in all the laughter

yall preaching like your a pastor

so heres my contribution to the thread chapter

so now ill wait for what your gonna say

come get me i got all day...
all i gotta say is again check your game
cause the words that you're using require a brain
if you wanna define something that gets to ya fast
make sure you got the right word or you're looking like an a$$

abruption is defined as a near fatal event
something that happens without the womans consent
its a bodily happening that isn't that pretty
so watch your words before you try and say something witty


only definition for anything dealing with ABRUPTION:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placental_abruption
Old Feb 1, 2007 | 09:17 PM
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with out a womans consent?

ill have you bend over

and let you repent

ima dirty preist but i like the girls

say three hail marrys

and give your tongue a couple twirls

but to trully be healed stick out your face

so i can plaster you with my manly taste

but to trully be healed i need to do the sign of the cross

just remeber after its done you need to floss
Old Feb 1, 2007 | 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by jsa3mm
Scion Jon what's next
Are you gonna rise from the bullet's hex

As if you were some sort of Phoenix
What's beneath your sleeves...tricks?
as i rise from the ashes

open my eyes and bat my lashes

i arise in new form

something completely outa the norm

my body lay there decomposing, and my insides started

foaming, but something wouldnt let me die

and at the farthest corner of the land i cought with my eye

the very one who gunned me down so i howled to the moon

with a weary sound

but now id be the hunter there was no more dirty mut here

i was turned into something new and the ones who could kill

me numbered in few i came from behind and and knocked

him down, and at first he yelled a disgruntled sound

then we went at it the man and the beast, but tonight id be

eating him, he was my feast

with an ongoing battle i gained new powers

from the click of my fingers i brought hellish showers

fire fell from the sky smoke filled the air, Hellsing looked at

me with a look of despair

as if he new i was the ultimate being

he opened his bible and started screaming verses

the sound was like a demonic curses

but i stood there and started goulishly laughing

with a rush of my hand i had him gasping

i choked the life from his body

lmao and watched it turn rotty??? hahaa
Old Feb 1, 2007 | 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by scion_jon
with out a womans consent?

ill have you bend over

and let you repent

ima dirty preist but i like the girls

say three hail marrys

and give your tongue a couple twirls

but to trully be healed stick out your face

so i can plaster you with my manly taste

but to trully be healed i need to do the sign of the cross

just remeber after its done you need to floss
is that all you got, rape and ejaculation
why don't you chill with the graphic interpretations
i don't need to hear about you bending me over
why don't you come back and see me when you're sober

you're obviously drunk and walking around belligerant
to diss a woman that way thats just plain ignorant
wasting our time making up vulgar situations
i think learning english should be your primary obligation

Old Feb 1, 2007 | 11:03 PM
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o my god, i'm in love
Old Feb 1, 2007 | 11:20 PM
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AY YO! ScionJon you're garbage
My bionic arms will murder you, you wouldn't wanna start this

You vocab sounds like a cat in the hat book
It's so sad, bet you where in the back of the class, COOKED

Your rhymes are at an elementary level
but don't cry, you're just never meant to be, NEVER!

This is all fun and games, so don't take this serious
we're all one in the same, no need to get furious.
Old Feb 1, 2007 | 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by PAxAgirl
Originally Posted by scion_jon
with out a womans consent?

ill have you bend over

and let you repent

ima dirty preist but i like the girls

say three hail marrys

and give your tongue a couple twirls

but to trully be healed stick out your face

so i can plaster you with my manly taste

but to trully be healed i need to do the sign of the cross

just remeber after its done you need to floss
is that all you got, rape and ejaculation
why don't you chill with the graphic interpretations
i don't need to hear about you bending me over
why don't you come back and see me when you're sober

you're obviously drunk and walking around belligerant
to diss a woman that way thats just plain ignorant
wasting our time making up vulgar situations
i think learning english should be your primary obligation

AMEN SISTAH!
Old Feb 1, 2007 | 11:37 PM
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beleive it or not but I've done def poetry jams, now heres a

rhyme to show you who I am, I won an award in front of the

school you can say what you want or even call me a fool

but the words in this rhyme realy mean something

its meant to get your brain and your mind thumping.....


Yo let me tell u if I had kids I wouldn’t be at school socializing with u id be

working a 9-5 just to try to survive to put clothes on their backs, how u think ima

handle that, cuz they would be my kids the fruits of my loins, I couldn’t stand to

see them begging on the sidewalk for a couple of coins so I’m trying to get an

education so when that time comes ill have all the funds, the means in which to

support and not have to abort because I’m young right now, how now brown cow

trying to save my youth not wanting to see that first baby tooth, well at least not

yet cuz I’m not ready to change a diaper when its wet. I know the facts of life and

the struggles and strife not looking for a wife at least not yet you wanna bet cuz

when the time comes everything will be in place cuz right now I’m not wanting to

trace, what so many teens do at this early age they trap themselves in a cage for

18 years and all the tears and fears of being a young parent it’s a rare occasion

to see someone like me wanting to rise up with eyes so wide not shut wanting to

change the world but being misunderstood in my neighborhood cuz im curving

the statistic im being realistic im not a pimp and I don’t walk with a limp im just

me and that’s all ill ever be a true individual with freedom, read em and weep em

cuz right now I got the choice and you’ve been hearing my voice and I speak the

truth and ill speak it till im blue I wouldn’t even wanna mess with u cuz im better

than that can u handle that swinging my rhymes like a baseball bat u cant keep

up cuz u just a pup im hitting homeruns and im having fun cuz I got smarts and u

is just dumb so whatch watcha want to do all u ever be is acting a fool u got no

respect u just expect it to be given, but I’m telling u how Im living, the true

American dream you’ll never be good enough to be on my team cuz I got mad

self esteem ill never be like you cuz u smell like poo ima tell u want im going to

do, I graduated high school now Im on my way to a bright and shinier day when I

can say I made it and I didn’t fake it cuz look at me ill be rolling in dough and all

you’ll ever be is a hobo stuck in this town with a 10 foot frown, and me, ill be

wearing a crown cuz Im a true king cuz I stood up that one night fling. And im

feeling this beat its such a treat to be able to flow but now u got to go cuz you

wasting my time maybe next time u wont to the crime of robbing your youth, oops

to late for that we don’t got 9 lives like a cat, so you life is a little harder cuz your

a father but your the same age as me, damn u gave up ur youth as a fee for that

one night spree did it hurt in the morning when u went to pee cuz you contracted

a venereal disease, sucker please look at me healthy as a horse of course a

horse a horse, now your soul maybe turning coarse as you hear me spit but don’t

trip cuz I did it my way it was my destiny to be the best better than the rest trying

to caress my youth keep’n it for a while otherwise it would be vile like yours now I

took u on a tour a journey through my eyes remember their wide alive and yours

are dead cuz each morning u wake up wondering if those kids are fed, telling em

to eat their fruit loops, and to tie those shoes with loops but then again that

wasyour decision like a collision when your life came to a stop when u made your

clothes drop, yo son go to bed u say instead of staying up like I do till the

morning man your boring, already an old man, and me I do whatever I can to

stay away from that scam of a one night stand.
Old Feb 1, 2007 | 11:57 PM
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now you know the power i posses

my rhymes split like a bullet in your chest

they hit hard and on key

step up your game to battle with me

cuz im not pulling anymore punches

i'll be like the school yard bully and steal your lunches

come on I'll be waiting while all you ban toghether and start

deliberating, i can hardly wait, im giggling all excited

to see how you all have confided

to take one down yes that be me

is it even a possibility

naw I dont think so

together you cant take me down

whatever it is you spit

Ill stick around

cuz this is nothing but an internet battle

face to face you would skeedaddle

ive been to underground gathherings

and compared to that, non of you have the rapping genes
Old Feb 2, 2007 | 12:02 AM
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Def Poetry Jam? STOP!
Don't care what trophies you won, I could find a better flow in the sandbox

Your rhymes are so boring yo
Your stomach's designed for it...go home and eat an oreo

Don't write so rushed man...
Organize your lines so my eyes don't blush man!

I couldn't finish your post bro
It's so cluttered I couldn't understand what you wrote bro!
Old Feb 2, 2007 | 02:30 AM
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this thread is wack
Old Feb 2, 2007 | 02:57 AM
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