its strange how i dropped in expectin a two line rhyme thread

dudes bustin 16 bars soundin like a mashup of diddy n Kfed

 

Let me give this a shot

*ahem*

shouldn't be sayin' keep
My damn name outcha mouth
But y'all keep increasin' my change ...
Go ahead and say whatcha wanna
I'm gonna sell about 2 mil
Uh, then I'm goner, uh
I know y'all wishin' you was in my position
Cause I keep gettin' into situations
That you wish you was in, cousin
I'm not your brother, I'm not your uncle, I'm Daddy do
Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue
My prediction is that y'all are gonna hate
On the style we create, straight 2008
But I know that you really can't wait
Because people always askin' me
When's the release date?
Well maybe, baby, you could wait and see
Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me
Gettin' anxious? Go take a peek
I'm starrin' in your magazines
Now every day and week
Back then, they call me K-fed
But you can call me Daddy instead
Back then, they call me K-fed
But you can call ...


Oh damn, sorry, did i just post k-fed lyrics? LOL, I love how he said he's gonna sell about 2 mill albums...what'd he sell, about 6 THOUSAND or so? (And i'm guessing mostly for people who want a good laugh, haha)

 

TACO is the issssssssssssssssssssh

Scion Jon you need to take some lessons
cuz if you was really battling Taco
he woulda taken your worldy possessions

his rhymes is dope, his words flow freely
he's got talent and i'm wishing that could be me

you gotta fess up when you've been knocked down
throw up your hands and pass him that crown

cuz your bull is weak
hes gonna need a miracle
EMT arrive and you getting hysterical

barely breathing he's ready to die
you looking stupid cuz you're ready to cry

it ain't over til the fat lady sings
but in this barn Taco is the King.




hahaha i love being a crazy white girl.

 

its good to see another female rappin, yep, we are the bomb/
scion jon jus stop
ur rhymes are ____ty, u musta been typin them while u were on the jon/
taco do got flows, so i'll give him that/
but the rest of yall sound worst then k-fed, u jus cant rap/
i would keep this goin, but im at work/
besides yall aint on my level,
im Wayne and yall that old hot boy young turk/

 

ok, good. wasn't just me who thought he sucked
took one look at his rhymes and knew he was f@#ed

^that was sticking to the 2 line topic

 

Master of beats, and the cross-fader
I'll cut off your hand just like Darth Vader
Step to me,
and you're gonna get dissed, homeboy

WERD

lol

 

Early Tuseday Morning....and Im at my desk just chillin..
Should be doing work...but instead Im on SL filling it with venom

 

y'all never seen me...like a black man playin hockey
I'll let you sit back and watch all of SL jock me

 

Yo, homeboys come And homeboys go
But I still kick the Latin lingo, Mi español es no muy bueno

P.s. Take a close look. :-)

 

^LOL

take a close look....that dudes canadian
don't make me break out the rhymes and start to flame again

 

African American, African Canadian.
He's still black, do i need to say it again?

LOL

(sorry, i'm TOO white, rapping is not one of my strong points)

 

say it one more time
i might be deaf, dumb and blind
but I know a black man
and dude looks domin-ican

 

Looks like we both have to recant,
the dudes half white and only half black

(Canadian mother and a Nigerian father according to the news, arrgh foild again, haha)

 

i saw wikepedia too
the enyclodedia rule
looks like both of us
should take the short bus
back to school

 

I'll go back to two lines. But sometimes it's hard to make short rhymes.
Like Micheal Jackson at a kid's party, tryin' not to commit sex crimes.

 

But I guess when I do more than a few lines, I start babbling and make no sense.
Like the time I told a story about the future, but it was all in past tense.

 

That man is as confused as that butchered nose looks on his face
He needs to figure out black or white...just pick a race.

 

he's a disgrace to man, a disgrace to humans
playin at the neverland ranch layin with in bed with two men

 

You need to clarify, he's more than 'getting bye'.
he's laying with YOUNG men, much less than thirty-five (years old)

(2 lines is hard, but this is fun)

 

so much to say in just two lines
it makes the time fly
but is michael really ___...or is he just bi?