^ shoulda gone to Village Inn

< had 2 whole beers last night

v can you feel the excitement?

 

^ yeah i'm feelin it

< but i don't want to goto work today aint in the mood had too much excitment yesterday

v woke up a few hours ago

 

^ Yes, 2 of them.
< Successfully talked myself out of McDonald's breakfast.
v Will tell me that was a bad idea because McDonald's breafast is the best thing on earth.

 

^ ain't nothing wrong with a little Mickey D's

< had homemade french toast for breakfast

v going to be lazy all day

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ a geek really is a person who bites the head off a chicken ewwwww TMI

^ i will be lazy at work, hell yeah man :D

< hmmmm i got to get ready for work now great

v wants to be my Doppelganger and go into work for me and i still will get paid for it

just like on adult swim sealab 2021 the bizzaro world one

bizzaro bizzaro i love you bizzaro

 

^ A totally unique individual

< and I thought I was unique

v amazed at the uniqueness

 

^ Amazed that everyone is unique

< Is not a unique snowflake

v wishes (s)he was

 

^ snowflakes melt

< I'm as unique as I need to be

v got milk?

 

^ actully i do in the frig

< is a lil bit sleepy from last nite

v is fully awake by now

 

^ was prom fun?

< been awake for hours

v typing in their bathrobe

 

^ yea about that zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

< zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

v zzzzz, dont wake me

 

^ yo wake the F UP!

< doesnt want to go to work for 4 hours for Friends and Family

V where are my pancakes

 

^ at the diner

< thinks ^ needs to get out of the kiosk

v thinks < needs to get back to work

 

^ go back to work

< in the store not the kiosk

V loves the ****

 

^ homosaywhat?

< thinks ^ is going to get banned

v ban this

 

^ thats his last name

< should work on make-up work but o well. likes relaxing. and wishes a guy would call

v is bored also

 

^ for shizzle my nizzle

< so bored I just watched a cartoon marathon on Nickelodeon

v thats pretty damn bored

 

^ i hope with ur kids

< keeps wanting to eat more food... bout to get some more

v can make good bbq

 

^ nope, I watched it alone

< wife is cooking chicken on the grill

v go to www.big-boys.com

 

^ surfs web looking for big boys

< went to site

v horny right now