^ Look at nekkid ladies? Did you have to ask?

<Thinks Van Hellsing (the movie)is a craptastic video game without a controller.
< Wishes he could find the remote
< Wonders if Sealab is on yet /tap

v will help meeeee

 

^ needs help

< just found the coolest pic everin the Google game

v playin' the Google game? you should be











Mine

 

^ can't cause dial up

< wants wireless but dad won't hook up the damn router

v gonna pay him to hook it up for me

 

^ Teach yourself how to set it up and offer to pay the difference between d/u and real internet.

< Drifts closer and closer to getting banned in the google game.

v will eventually get banned

 

^ yeah, probably, but I'll go out BIG when it happens...

< just went: "HOLY CRAP!! THE TOAD IS BACK!!!!"

v ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Hypno Toad!

 

^ the new and improved hypno toad!!!

< work still sucks (just a figure of speach)

v bow before the new hypno toad bwaaaaaaaaa

 

^ wanna race to see who gets banned first?

< has an avatar he needs shrunk too

v good morning all!

 

^ Good morning!

< Instantly hooked on the Google game!

v Not fully awake just yet...

 

^ the google game wil get us all banned

< predicts that the mods will lock it due ti flagrant abuse

v likes the word flagrant

 

^ how did u know i love that word

< is eating a pop tart

v will wonder waht the game is

 

^ Game, what game? Google game, I know "waht" that is

< Is about to go have a wholesome healthy breakfust

v Knows the only way to properly spell breakfust is with a fust, not a fast.

 

^ deifnately looks more phonetic

< about to have a snack

v knows the key to healthy eating is snacks

 

^ so true

< Eating Yogert

v wonders what kind

 

^ not really

< just ate chips and dip

v doesnt' care what kind

 

^ absolutely correct

< glad to be back at work....it was a loooonnngg weekend

v wants some skittles

 

^ good to here ur back!

< the crush is back

v will be up set about the crush!

 

^ um...
< Wants candy. And ice cream. And Diet Pepsi!
v Is Batman in disguise.

 

^ knows too much now...

< doesn't have to work tomorrow, krappy beer tonight!

v gonna join me for $1.50 cans and $1.50 burgers!

 

^ hell, yeah! uummmm...in spirit, any way.

< still drinking coffee

V clock - watcher

 

^ is now buzzin' on bean juice

< tick tock, tick tock, just under 2 hours left

v going to go all ninja on our buttocks