^ yeah, uh, no...

< back in the game after some Mongolian BBQ, good stuff Maynard!

v Maynard.

 

^ G. Krebs

< stuck at work

v has never played Beer Pong

 

^ never myself, but I saw it done last week in a bar...

< was at Spencer's last night, they were selling beer BONGS!!

v knows that Spencer's will sell ANYTHING!

 

^Just reminded me to call my friend and get her to bring her Beer Bong to the beach tonight
< Is leaving for OBX today. Will be the best week of my year.
v Jealous?

 

^ Too F'ing right, I am!

< Ready to hit Nate over the head and go in his place

V think I can pass for Nate?

 

^ That is if I knew who nate was

< Perfers women w/o panties

V Likes to wear panties on head

 

^ been watching way too much weird sci.

< i slept way too long today

v nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

^ YES!

< birthday boy. Turn 17 today...again.

v thinks that's just silly!

 

^ read my mind. hee hee

< wants to be Napolean Dynamite

V wants to be Pedro

 

^ no......love being Me!!

< dreaming of palm trees

v daydream believer

 

^ apparently dreaming of palm trees

< waiting for my tC

v probably from califormia

 

^ well actually i was born in SOCAL

< gets to go to Southern California on the 14th

v wont miss me... or if u do send me a messages

 

^ nope i aint that rich

< i really need to feed the geese today

v are you feeding the geese???

 

^ Was your job to feed the geese

< I didnt do it, they were not Canadian Geese so I didnt care

V doesnt care about anything but panties.

 

^ steals panties from other peoples drawers and sniffs them all day

< doesn't care only about panties but also bras =]

v is wearing tighty-whities

 

^ never in my life......something I should know about?

< needs massive Java infusion to counteract the SoCo/lime

v is smart and doesn't drink

 

^ that's true, i have never drank in my entire life

< but not quite so smart

v is smarter than i

 

^ thanx for the compliment , but dont be so down on yourself
< hates everything. and is incredibly lonely and sad , and hung up
V could move on with their life if they wanted. and also wears comical socks on occasion.

 

^ wow! you must have super - duper vision to see my socks all the way from the other coast!

< thinks ^ needs a hug

v loves hugs

 

^ would love to give me a hug

< i hate family outtings, so i protest and boycott on not eatting at the family outtings

v agrees with me