^ Post hoc ergo propter hoc

< Took Philosophy 101

V Dosen't give a $h1t

 

^ is correct

< sitll is better than everyone

v everyone except you

 

^and don't you forget it buddy
<forgot about this thread
v Is obsessed over this thread.

 

^^^am not... really..

<< the walls are talking to me....

VV dont get wet or feed after midnight

 

^ his name is Gizmo

< Just got home from a 18 hour day in mousketeer hell

v first rounds on you

 

^ if i was old enough!

< just saw the Yankees spank the Red Sox!

v will watch the rest of the series on ESPN HD!

 

^ maybe,

<no, cant stand the yankees, be it the team or just the people

v never figured that i hated "northerners" before

 

^ Apparently "hates" me! (Doh!)

< Is in the North East.

v Is from Alaska...

 

^ has an eskimo fetish

< shoots polar bears

v its rabbit season

 

^ shhh!!! i'm huntin Wabbit

< shoulda made a left a alberqurque

V knows i screwed up spelling ^^ but doesnt care

 

^ we still love you

< doesnt really still love him

v hates us all

 

^no only hates you redneck
< let gf drive and she backed into a curb
V will buy me a new exhaust

 

^ only if you replace the front lip my GF screwed all to hell

< never should have tought his GF to drive a stick in the box

v carbon fiber front lip for sale?

 

^ nah
<eats oreos
V supercharged tC

 

^ You're right

< Still worth it, even with premium gas prices

v Wants to give me gas money

 

^ here is $2.18, and a siphon hose

< knows how to siphon gas for some oddly strange reason

v hypothically speaking, if i were to shove you into a wall and staple you to said wall, would i care that i just did such a horrible deed

 

^ Is insane for reviving this thread

< is the last person on scionlife not to post on this thread

v in about to prove me wrong

 

^ nope, everyones been in here before

< just realized this threads resemblance to a very cheap hooker on valentines day

v feels very unclean for reading this

 

^ Yes, but it's a form of entertainment while at work

< Used Axe Snake Peel to wash away the shame

v Hasn't showered for a few days...

 

^nope

< loves his jacuzzi tub

v wishes they had a jacuzzi tub