^ wrong!

< can play stairway to heaven on his guitar


v hates Led Zeppelin

 

^ is a stupid driver
< hates mcdonalds and does not work there
V loves cheerios

 

^ Is wrong

< Is not old enough to drive

v is ___

 

^ wishes i was ___ so he could ask me out

< now convinced that Wheel See is a little _____

v completely agrees with me

 

^ Yes I do

< likes the xvertible

v can't stop cutting the cheese

 

^ not so much


< just thought of what a tC convertible would look like and now really wants one. also wondering if stupidriver is turning into the official scionlife underage post *****.


v is as tired as me and wants to see what the tC would look like as a convertible.

 

^ what the hell is he talking bout
< hey your plate is hot
v hey buddy watch your fingers i might step on them.

 

^ Not my fingers, they're my livelihood!
< Wouldn't be able to participate in this game if h8 stepped on my fingers
V Is too easily impressed.

 

^ WOW, AWESOME POST ^^^ Best of the day
< suddenly thinking of Pootie Tang
v needs to stop looking up my kilt

 

^ i am seeking help for the kilt problem

<is wondering why he posted on this thread again?

V has just relized his got his wife's sister pregent

 

^ has me worried

< had too many PBR cans at the bar and possibly has reason to be worried...

v will tell my ___ to go to bed because I have parts to sell tomorrow!

 

^ get your ___ to bed, you have parts to sell tomorrow

< doesn't have to get his ___ to bed just yet, has no parts to sell tomorrow

v should get his parts to bed, has to sell his ___ tomorrow

 

^ dont make fun of how i make my living!

< am concerned about myself!

v is finally coming out of the closet...

 

^ knows I was in there shinin' my gators

< Just realized that sounded like a sexual innuendo

v thinks innuendo sounds like a sexual innuendo

 

/\ yea, it was gettin muggy in there....i still cant find my old converse though...

< will get back in that closet and find those shoes!

\/ if im not back in 5 minutes........just wait longer!

 

^ lost his chuck taylor's

< will wait the requisite 5 minutes

v eats too much Cheesy Poofs and chicken pot-pie

 

^ Has figured out my secret.
< Isn't quite sure whether work starts at 10 or noon today.
V Drank too-hot coffee and burned the roof of their mouth.

 

^ Better find out before you get fired
< pulled an all nighter fighting with my GF
V Burned their mouth with coffee because i only drink Tea

 

^ lost a fight with his girlfriend (she must wear the pants in the relationship)

< SONOFA!!!! That ____ was HAWT!!!

v is dislexic and types everything backwards

 

^ can't spell

< one-handed typer

v doesn't want to know what other hand is used for