^ start counting grains of sand or salt...which ever you have more of in your house
< is ready to go to wally world (redneck heaven)
v would love to go play walmart marco polo woth me some day

 

^ MARCOOOOOO!!!!!!
< Misses Wally world like i would miss my left nut (no W-M on Guam)
v Will fund the building of a Wal-Mart on Guam and make me General Manager of it.

 

^ is making me a home because im on my way with bluprints and contstruction hat.....damn just the thought of no wal mart makes me weep
< is now crying because of the lack of a wal mart....
v wants to assit in the building of this one persons dream to have a wal mart in their town

 

^ thanks for the tip earlier, I have come to find that I have 3,481,795 grains of salt in my house.
< would rather just enjoy the Wal mart in my town as opposed to help build another one half a world away. (or where ever Guam is)
v has his navel pierced

 

^ he's a skater boi
< first time playing this game
v has a xB

 

^ Yes, my xB is BOP
< Love my wife
v Is dating the future spouse

 

^Thats very sweet.
< NEVER EVER getting married!!!!
v Had beer for breakfast

 

^ How'd you know!
< Drinking beer for breakfast makes the whole day painless.
V Can name that tune!

 

^ North To Alaska by Johnny Horton

< just became a Mod!

V thinks this is a cool thread that should never ever die.

 

^ oh my gad this is great....
< also had a beer for beakast...and two for lunch...and im sitting with my best friend jack daniels right now
v just got done microwaving a burrito that exploded

 

^ AHHHHHHHHHHH HOT BEANS AND BEEFFFSS AHHHH

< is now crying from the pain

V feels my pain

 

^ i feel for ya man...
<where's my burrito... Johnny Walker is my friend (black label)
v enjoys the company of hairy women

 

^ oh yeah...if theres grass on the field grab a bat
< wants to find a person who has an extra stock hood in florida that would want to give it to me...if i pick it up of course
v has said hood

 

^ you know there are some scions stuck in New Orleans that you could get one from (if you are white it is called "finding" not "Looting") he he he
<couldn't stop himself from the katrina / rita joke (i tried but my fingers weren't listening)
v Also has problems with controlling their fingers (in a non-perverted way of course)

 

^ Watches too much comedy centeral

< is trying to keep this thread alive

v will say something very witty and humerous

 

^ wishes that i would, but hey...i cant do that kinda stuff in announced

< has xB now parked in back yard with a tarp over it because of somt idiot ijn a caddilac fleetwood

v has extra drivers side front suspension, hood, driverside fender, front bumper, front door, and windshield to contribute to the "dons car will be totaled if a dealer fixes it" fund

 

^ i have a set of stock headlight bulbs that i can ship to ya... : )-
< just finished my first Major Mod of the new xb, Type R Galaxy white 4,850k bulbs, and Type R Titanium tire valve covers....oooo they are sweet
v is wondering what is up with all the Type R products on the xB (HA HA HA)

 

^ is correct......considers calling "shenangins"
< already has headlights, she killed my projectors and billet, which i have origional honey comb
v has a factory front fender and front lip bumper, thats all i need now...her insurance was really quick to get me cash, and a rental...an 18 yr old now is driving a mustang convertable

 

^ was right when they said I have those parts. I am however using them.

< Now is a mod and wonders about the moral side of keeping this God forsaken thread alive

V knows in thier heart that ^ loves this thread and has given it the breath of life on several occasions.

 

^ shouldnt talk crap about a thread he loves!!
< Did CPR today
v Wants to give me a lil mouth to mouth.....