^yumm....dry white toast....
<Got a new tattoo today
vLoves my new tattoo

 

^ Hasn't seen the new tattoo
< wants to get another tattoo
v has a tattoo in a secret *naughty* place, and will never tell

 

^ your right, i will never tell...

< Hi my name is TOM, i have a T and an M tattooed on me, want to see my name?

V doesn't get the joke...

(my name isn't actually Tom, but my friends is, and he did this)

 

^ i dont get it...is it on your finger, or toe...

< is 10 hours away from leaving for vacation...

v has an old 4 door suzuki sidekick or geo tracker that i could have, so that i can hhave my 4wd xb

 

^going to visit his uncles farm

<slowly dieing of boredome, and does not have a sidekick or tracker

v has been playing the xylophone for 10 years

 

^Needs to find some excitement
< can play Enter Sandman on the xylophone
v wants to play Twister!!!

 

^ right here, right now!
< just had Triscuits 4 lunch
v still trying to figure out the "TOM" joke

 

^ your right i still dont get it

< hhas broken out the chalk board and harvard professors to figure out this riddle

v understands whhat "3 forever..." means

 

^ huh??? Not a clue.... but then again, I suffer from a bad case of CRS

< Triscuits for dinner, too

V thinks food is over-rated

 

^ True, it's all about the beer
< needs to buy some top ramen
v thinks PSU will beat Mich. this saturday

 

^is slowly turning into a top ramen seasoning packet
<had no Idea there was a PlayStation University
vthinks that Polar White is the bext color on an xB.

 

^ is almost right
< is waiting for the Salsa Red Pearl
V thinks Salsa is great with tortilla chips

 

^ helll yeahh

< lived in state college pennsylvania for 7 years...Joe Pa for eva my brotha...

v is goin to the NASCAR race in charlotte and will meet up wit me

 

^favorite driver is Sterling Marlin
<favorite driver is Casey Kahne
v has no idea who either of these people are.

 

^ ding, ding, ding! Give that man a prize!
< feeling girly
v go fast, turn left.....go fast, turn left....go fast, turn left....

 

omg you did? When did you move? I lived there for 10 years! Maybe we went to school together?


anyways

^ wearing pink now that you're feeling girly?
< has 3 pink shirts
v thinks pink is for girls

 

^ is metrosexual for wearing pink and gets made fun of
< the str8est guy here/ coolest ......... just installed my eyelids 30 minutes ago!
v wants to see a pic of my eyelids installed

 

^thinks the eyelids make his xB look like the Batmobile

<wants a new set of stock headlights (anyone?)

v favorite song is 'get over it' by Ok Go.

 

^Close. (ok your right)
< will explain the Tom joke now...he had a T on one cheek, and an M on the other....can you guess were the O was??? (btw not the cheeks on his face) And he loved to show everyone his NAME!!!
V finally gets the TOM Joke

 

^ Ooooohhhh!!! Get's many thank you's for explaining that
< wants to see pics of eyelids
v plays with anatomically correct Ken doll