^ Who told you??
< Has 3 anatomically correct Kens
v Does even sicker things to Barbie!!

 

^ummm no comment to that one. (puts away playdough, mr potato head, and three barbies...Cough Cough....ahem...)
< so isn't that a gross? (the Tom joke) whats worse is he shaves his butt otherwise you wouldn't be able to read it....
V wishes i didn't mention that last part about my friend Tom.

 

^ so thats why mr potato heads eyes are always bugged out!!
< Coulda done without the Tom thing
v Will completely change the subject

 

^likes extra cheese on her pizza

<wants to go to a show, but has to work

v dresses up as superman, just so they can wear their underwear OUTSIDE thier clothes

 

^ don't bag it til you try it

< most comfortable wearing no underwear at all

V Has a clown for an uncle.

 

^ My uncle

< Most will think it's a short guy with a fat surfboard, but it's a 3 year old with a skim board

\/ Will wonder what a skim board is

 

^wrong, I know what a skim board is

<never been to the beach

v has a deep fear of Plankton.

 

^ Enters every possible contest to win trips to tropical destinations

< Immortalized in the tropics

\/ On ScionLife looking for TRD-Pics, not tro-pics

 

^ Correct. TRD Spring, or H.Techs....Htechs
< wondering why Chinese food fills you up, and then 2 hours later you're hungry
v likes pineapple and canadian bacon on their pizza

 

^ needs to try korean food some time.

< will eat almost any thing on a pizza for the right amount of money

v is arranging to come party with me for my 21st b-day

 

^ only if it includes Korean food!

< jonesing for some jampong

v likes to wear tiny thongs

 

^ you know me too well (picks thong out of crack)

< oblivious to how women can wear thongs for hours, and never have to wash them, where guys can hardly go a minute in any underwear before a skid mark. *puzzled*

v Can answer Lifes Greatest Question.... Would you like fries with that?

 

^ because most men need to WIPE!

<From Idaho, so no, I hate fries

v will help me in my campain against banana trauma (in the sig)

 

^ first time I saw that product, I thought it was a umm....female pleasure device

< pumped up for 3 great football games today (PSU vs. Mich. UT vs. Colorado USC vs. ND)

v doesn't like football

 

^ me neither but I can catch

< I can pitch well enough

v don't fumble my *****

 

^ will Never fumble with or near Scifly's *****.. They are all yours to fumble with. (i never was a quarterback or tight-end)

< laughs at his own football jokes

v is thouroughly disgusted now

 

^ you are correct sir......

< Michael Waltrip wrecks right in front of me and PSU looses to MICH..

v will give me a massage because of how disgusted i am

 

^ umm, sorry, no to scifly, no to you too. (got to be fair)

< YEAH MICHIGAN!!!!!!

v doesn't know what we are talking about

 

^ yes he does
< redneck, how much you charge?
v "aye! There's the rub!"*




*is a famous catch phrase from long long ago meaning: there's the catch, the sticking point, the pitfall, such as, a fine print disclaimer.

 

^ will welcome us at HIN in december
< Still ____ed about the Scion showoff
v thinks I should have won