^ no I don't, what is it used for?

< needs some breakfast

v is a vegetarian

 

^probably has had breakfast by now....
<has a vegetarian fiancee (hey..at least she's not a canibble(spelling)
V is an xA owner...

 

^ is wrong
< has a box
v likes fruity pebbles

 

^ better than liking fruity men

< just ate breakfast burrito from mickey d's

v wants to come give me a sponge bath

 

^ Is going to have to live without his spongebath
<is definately not a joto and not going to be giving any dudes a sponge bath
v is more than welcome to bathe ^

 

^ has to go to the bathroom, but...

< is taking his time bathing because dibujo told me to

v is laughing at dibujo because he is crossing his legs, trying to hold it in

 

^ is to busy thinking about the whole spongebath thing metioned above

< is doing school right now, because I do online college

v has decided to give frakenscion his spongebath

 

^ fine! just so he doesn't smell up all of Tulsa!

< now had "prune fingers"

v thinks spinner hubcaps are "da bomb"

 

^ ewww prune fingers

< they are t3h r0x0r

V is loco like crazy jose canseco

 

^ spinners are da bomb

< is crazy!

v smells like perfume

 

^ is having an affair with his cat..eeeww
< correct, was with some nurses and smells like perfume
V smells like the outhouse

 

^Geritol Tonic isn't a type of perfume(what old ppl use for vitamins/minerals-stinky)
<has been sitting at a computer all day-doesn't smell....
V drives an xA (maybe i'm right this time)

 

^ Incorrect
< Bored
V Entertaining

 

/\ yes, itll cost you

< eating ramen

\/ likes oriental food

 

^ must be psychic emo ninja
< eating stir fry noodle w/chicken
v Not even in the same time zone as me

 

^ is correct

< starting to stink because can't take shower

v still waiting on sponge bath

 

^ needs to be Febreze-ed

< Eating way too many Girl Scout cookies +washing them down with Cherry Pepsi + numerous trips up/down stairs = ZING!!!

v will say something soothing to calm me down

 

^ All the excitement, all the drama unfolds in just 2 HOURS!!! On the next...American Idol! hahahahahaha!

< Thinks Bo Bice has it in the bag baby!! Or maybe the cute blonde from Oklahoma or wherever.

v hates me now.

 

^ Hate is such a strong word for it.
< is a little wired her ownself
V betta don't!

 

^ oh no you didn't!
< is a bit sleepy
v will sing us a song