^ oooh Mc Turkey? No I work as an IT slave for a shipping company

< Enjoys being a MOD over an IT slave. There are fewer beatings

V VIVA LA CHUCK NORRIS!

 

^ Chuck is hott

< still needs to buy stuff for tomorrow's dinner....but stuck at work 'til 9

v volunteers to do the rest of my grocery shopping in exchange for a seat at my table

 

^ yes trebet

< watch me pull the walker texas ranger clip lever

v has no idea what my < is from

 

^^ is right... i dont... but i've almost bought a total gym 1000 cuz of him

<< doesnt get fancy food tomorrow have to work

VV no sympathy for me having to work the holiday

 

^ tear, tear, point and laugh

< actully was quoting Conan O'brian show

v is really ____ed because they have had to move their desk 3 times, and they used to be over by the window, and could see the squirells, and the squirells were married

 

^ sad. cheeky little rodents are fun to watch

< is working the day after thanksgiving....booooooo

V points, laughs, then goes back to sleep because they arent working today...

 

^

<

v Good lookin girl who wants to come sleep over

 

^ nope, still me and its going to take a lot of money and booze to get me to sleep with you.....although I do have a price and can be bought and my wife tells me I am very cute . ;)

< More bored at work than I thought possible in 1.5 hours

V is a cute girl witha cute picture

 

^ only that one time, and tequila was involved

< really bored and still looking for new wheels

v any ideas, im stayin with 17"s

 

^ You can buy mine! I'm looking for 15's so it should work well

< has nice ADR sokudo Rims with Toyo Proxes4 tires for cheap cheap cheap!

V knows the secret to life but wont tell unless you bribe them with Oreos and a picture of them 'that one time' in those womens underwear

 

^ you were there.....

< needs to quit drinking

v Thinks that ohcanada_00 is just bluffing

 

^^doesnt know that i have seen Ohcanada's stack of photo proof...

<< has decided i want a few more video screens for my car

VV thinks video screens in cars are played out too.... but like a pringles... cant have just 1

 

^ true.....i have 3

< really scared because of ohcanada's power

v protect me

 

^ MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

< I have power?

V knows I have no real power, I'm similar to the Queen that way.

 

^^ that xplains the tiara's in your car

<< always thought somthing was "funny" w/ohcanada

VV has shoes that matches ohcanada's tiara

 

^ of course I do!

< silly Americans

V like rhinestones, just like me!

 

^ shiny things....i love shiny things

< has the sash that goes with the tiara and shoes

v wants it

 

^ oooohhhhh hell yes I do.

< is frustrated at having to take his interior apart again for somrthing that isnt working

V buy me an ice cream cone to sooth the savage beast.

 

^ coldstone creamery all the way!

< eating sweet potato pie...yum yum

v never had sweet potato pie and is jealous

 

^ song, song of the south...sweet potato pie and i shut my mouth, gone, gone with the wind, aint no body comn back again

< now is singing Alabama's "song of the south" in his office while he dances on his desk

v who wants an oil change