^ thats pretty much right

< ___, so I dont hit on girls, I was to busy talking about her other car, a 1974 Chevy Nova....VRO0om

v hates me now.

 

^ doesn't hate you, respects you for your honesty

< wants to go home and chillax

v will buy me a gift for my b-day

 

^ I've got a coupn for a free drink at Leah's Latte's over by my office with your name on it.

< hates work today

V will stir fry me in their wok, with a pinch to the neck from mr spock.

 

^^ Valcons don't lie

<< eating stir fry ha ha ha ha ha

VV will trade all toys for an Xbox 360

 

^ nope, but I just bought a new GameCube for 25 bucks after coupons and rebates! even came with Mario Party 7!

< like Mario Party 7...a lot

V will go right now and make a 5.00 PayPal donation to the hotwheels toy drive. Go to www.scionlife.com fromt page for details. Go.......do it now.......I'm a mod and can ban you if you dont....... lol

 

^ Done

< Done

v are you man enough for Scion drag night tomorrow night......

 

^ Done?

< Man enough, but his Scion isn't (See my Clutch Slippage Thread https://www.scionlife.com/forums/vie...064&highlight=)

v Knows I won't be there cause I work too much!

 

^^ Need to take a vacation more often,

<< Just donated for the toy drive

VV won't go to the drag cus you got an automatic tranny

 

^ straight up correct I wont be there but not because I have an auto, more like I live on the wrong side of the country.

< is wondering where his Superfa stickers are......

V will go donate to the Toy Drive, 80 dollars worth.

 

^ um, im working on something here with Scion Dynasty

< hey what could be in this envolope on my desk.....that is addressed to seattle?

v make this envolope disppear

 

^ ha ha! I knew they were somewhere. Just shoot it over to me. (although hopefully its addresed to Tacoma, not seattle)

< is in a better mood now that he's getting stickers.

V knows that I'm being nice to people just to lure them in and then abuse my mod powers.

 

^^ :o... and i thougt u were my friend.... shoulda guessed..

<<its 450am just realized i dont a friend and am at work for another 3.5hrs

VV was sleeping while i typed this.. and they also dont want to be my friend

 

^ no and yes

< just left strip club

v will explain to my girlfriend why i smell like hookers

 

^^ i would but its gonna cost you an extra benjamin or 2

<< wonder if i'm allowed to moon light while still doing day-day job

VV remembers moonlighting the tv show.... and jacki gleason

 

^^ that remark almost sounds bad, but yeah, david addison is cool, rip jacki...

<< still acts like a child, wife agrees...

vv is wondering who is david addison...

 

^ didnt he invent the lightbulb

< sits back and wallows in his own genius

v bow before my genius

 

^

< wonders if he is a good mod or if the people want to rip out my arm and beat me with it

V will answer me

 

^ hmmmm, i cant decide

< just dicided

v starts southern accent "Junior, get daddy his arm rippin off gun"

 

^ yeah.... i stole your stapler.... its a red swingline. and yeah.... we are going to have to ask you to move all your stuff to the basement.

< didn't get the memo on the southern accent cause i reckon i bein from ohia!

v likes fat chicks

 

^ needs to stop talking about their mom like that (we have something SPECIAL!!)

< thinks everybody should read his signature and join us in May

v is going to give me the old "Who the hell does this guy think he is??!!"