^^ ok.. i'll call.. .what the # for 9-1-1???

<< finds self working yet another midnight shift... this time its so i have superbowl weekend off.... GO HAWKS!!!

VV will stop rednecks internal bleeding with several "post-it" notes

 

^ Stop hitting Redneck!!
< I'm a nurse, so I could stop the bleeding!!
v Will pass the post it notes.

 

^ please nurse can you make it smaller
<don't believe I said that
V here comes a nasty remark

 

^ i cant believe that all of you would do that to me

< lying in a pool of my own blood and some of someone elses blood

v please help me

 

^ I tried but no one passed the post it notes.
< I also believe you have my stapler
v Office supply thief!!

 

^^ am not... and no thats not a box of pencils in my pocket..

<<has a boss that looks like the lead guy in office space

VV will fill their boss's cubical with rice krispies for april 1st

 

^ i work at a dive shop, no cubicles, and it is hard to dump that much krispies into the ocean...

< loves my job...the only job where you get to see hot girls in bikinis, get wet everyday, and my office is a dive boat.

v jealous

 

^ yes

< works for Disney and is at work in a giftshop now

v how did you do that thing with your tounge

 

^ I can't explain it, really. It's almost like the cherry stem ties itself in a knot.

< Finally got her debit card, and a job.

v Will give me some MONAY so I can go and spend it...NOW!

 

^ will spend money on my xb for sale
< is selling his xb and needs some buyers!!!
v will buy it or help me sell it, and will check out the post in my signature like everyone else.

 

^ i dnt need another box

< or do I

v checkmate

 

^ ohh, i htink u do, off roading can get kinda dirty... u might need a spare box
< pretty desperate in selling his car, needs buyers!!!
v is gonna help me persuade redneck to buy my box.... right???

 

^ maybe

< thinks about how to put a 350 Chevy into a scion???

v what do you think, i need a non-partisen 3rd party opinion here

 

^^ think it could be done.... but may have to make put the engine in the back to fit.. or move fire wall back and drive from back seats

<< doesnt really have a clue

VV thinks it was Ms Peacock, with the Rope, in the parlor

 

^ wrong!!
< It was Colonel Mustard, with the candle stick in the library!
v Doesn't have a CLUE what we're talking about.

 

^ ah hah, some uses a pun

< did it themself in the kitchen with a the knife

v look at what YOU made me do all because you didnt wanna bring me ghram crackers and chochlate milk...

 

^^ sorry only had SOY chocolate milk and rice crackers...

<< doesnt drink SOY milk

VV has a craving for a yohooo milk now

 

^ no, but I miss that stuff!

< also misses SQUEEZE ITS

v knows what I'm talking about.

 

^ the blue kind was the best an the bottles had funny faces


< prefers the beer i'm having at work


V is jealous because i can drink at work!!

 

^ Yes, but I'll be drinking with Seahawk fans because the Steelers will lose.

< Actually I could care less about the Superbowl this year.


v Will watch the Superbowl only for the commercials, especially the GoDaddy Commercial.