^ But carzo Slow

< Dosen't know why a pickeled cucumber gets the name "pickle" but a pickled egg is a "pickled egg" and pickled Bologna is just "pickled Bologna"!!! Why is the Cucumber so damn special???!

V Dosen't know weather to laugh or run away.

 

^ trying to figure out why your wondering that on a weekend

< why is a cucumber so friggin special

v "special" vegtable

 

^ Some people call me a "weed"

< im also mistaken for "Oregano"

V even with those clues cant figure what im referring to

 

^ Wha....what are you talkin about, dude? (Cough....cough...cough....)

< Think I'll do some drinking today

V Failed me as an AA sponsor

 

^ We need to stop having our meetings at the bar on Friday nights.

<Glad I didn't drink last night.

V Still hugging the toilet.

 

^ i was earlier

< sick, not from drinking, from..............well shyt i work @ disney who knows what i have

v grabs gloves before they start typing their response inorder to not get whatever i got

 

^ worked at disney...not sure what ya got... so which character suit do you walk around in?

< was gonna take the response somewhere else, but decided to stay clean.

V has scionlife tattooed on his arm

 

^ chest

< saving my arm for the date GM goes bankrupt

v worked at a GM owned store once, left for toyota owned (smart move)

 

^ should invest in the Gillette Fuzion

< needs to stop by GM today and apply

v wants to go and get some Jack In The Box

 

^ No Jack In The Box around here

< Got a BK Whopper for lunch

V Won a cheeseburger eating contest

 

^ stole my BK whopper that i had fo my lunch

< threw up all 75 cheese burgers i ate.

v was runner up in a drag show


Brent_23M
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< wishes jerry garcia a happy b-day jerry garcia's birthday is 8/1 not 4/20

 

^ Would have won, but didn't have enough time to shave everything.

< Won belching contest

V Is jealous

 

^ belches too much
< doesnt show if jealous
V wants a newer tC

 

^ nah, have an xA
< just finished my sub box
v will pay me to make them one

 

^ I would if I had any extra money

< Needs to win the lottery

V Send me $1 and pass it on, or you will be cursed!!!

 

^You will first need to send me your SS and CC #'s to verify the transaction.

< Will soon be spending ricks lotto winnings.

V Wishes I would buy him a box from xa-minister with Ricks CC.

 

^ Gives you a DarrenDollar as a deposit on the box.


< needs to sell some subs to pay some bills

v will buy my subs listed in classifieds

 

^ will buy subs only if you buy my xB

< really, really wants his tC

v you, buy my xB NOW, I know where you live

 

^^ crap Ohcanada told you huh?

<< needs to pick up a tire tomorrow or else towing boat to canada could be a problem

VV was inspired by Max's pinstriping of a toilet and will do the same to there shorts

 

^ yeah, gimmie your shorts ill do it for ya

< feelin rather "out there" at the moment

v I am, therefore, you arent, which means, I AM BETTER THAN YOU