^ thinks Claudia no like me now
< Going to Hawaii in Oct!!...Still waiting on NEW stuff 4 car..
v U taking me to dinner??

 

^ not today

< didnt even est themselves today.. didnt feel like it

v what the hell is wrong with you???

 

^ i dunno! stop askin me weird questions!!!
< still likes TeeCizzle
v could u hand me a tissue i'm gettin sick

 

^ Dont want to get to close

< Cant get sick I have a FAA Physical to pass

V Any tips on how to bribe the government?

 

^ FAA
< works for them
v wuhu

 

^ Was very close on the time

< Just put in a carPC and PS2 in his tC

V Has several pets, and they're all named Moe

 

^ will give his tC to me
< knows a brazilian named Moe, and yes he could pass by as an animal
v i'm not mean!

 

^ you are not mean
<wats for dinner
v fav song?

 

^ is sleep deprived
< *sniffs* doesn't have a fav song
v pls i beg u for some chocolate

 

^ chocolate induces chemical activity in the female brain reminicent of sex

< is going to Nopi =)

v Where's the beef?

 

^ Careful shes horny

< Wants to bride claudia

V Any advice from you would help!

 

^ BRIDE????????
< yes horny
v u read wrong

 

^ Bribe I already am getting the other one

< Waiting for a response from FAA

V You Read worse

 

^ can't spell
< can't help ya especially if u beat me to page 100
v shhhhh

 

^ dont need your help any way

< Dont care about about my spelling

V Buy me a dictionary?

 

^ the answer is no
< is upset n sick
v dont come close and hit iflyhigh in the head with a dictionary

 

^ What

<I am so lost

V Please Clarify

 

^ Claudia and I-Fly-High are having a discussion about proper spelling, Claudia feels sick, and wants chocolate and my car

< Will not give anyone my car, no matter how good looking =P

v Has fallen and can't get up.

 

^ is correct
< i tripped over yr body
v wuhu wanna take a ride in "his" car? :D

 

^ will haunt his car as a malevolent spirit (think Christine, but I'd be called Chris). The plus side is that repairs are free.

< Wants to go home from work DAMMIT!!!

v Is a closet fan of Simple Plan