^ if using "r0x0r" gets me a seat at the "Cool Table" so be it.
< Can't wait for the greddy turbo kit release.
V lives life a 1/4 mile at a time. bwahahaha!

 

^ uses 2 many 2 fast 2 furious references

<____ed at the world, no, just the people in it

V one of those people

 

^ moi? why what ever did I do?
< ____ed at xB, can't find whatever is rattling in the cargo area
v ____ed at something else

 

^ should take the cargo area apart
< is ____ed cause i gotta take a ____ ... brb
v likes sex in strange places.

 

^ you mean like in the eye socket?
< no comment

V has 8 toes total

 

^ if you don't have a comment, then why would you post?

< wants to know where she lost the other two

V won't admit that they have their own opinions

 

^ try Staten Island for those toes
< is a SPED, no opion here
v cant see the tree from the forrest.

 

^ lost in the forest

< often compared to a "tree" hahahahahaha!

v not right in the head, but thinks I'm funny

 

^that's right I'm not right in the head that why your not funny
<is picking his nose and wiping it under the desk
vis also picking his/her nose and adding to the pile

 

^ i spit out my boogers

< yawn, just woke up

v still wants to be in bed

 

^ Drink some coffee.
< Would get right back into bed as soon as I finish this post if I could.
V Likes to put tuner lug nuts on his fingertips and chase people around the room.

 

^ got right back in bed

< back from the dead

v believes painpills are a good, no, great thing

 

^ you are correct sir,

< would take a pain pill to dull the senses

V just plain dull

 

^ Too blah to be my usual entertaining self, sue me.
< Did not get right back in bed, went to work instead.
V Has something better to say than I just did.

 

^ no, I'm fired up now!

< got lied to by the cops, is now ____ed!

v is gonna march with me!

 

^ what did they lie about this time?

< might as well go get more tattoos since all f'd up anyway

v Some people are like Slinkies......not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see
one tumble down the stairs.

 

^ Has a tattoo on his ________
< I'm feeling much better now
v thinks tattoos are for real men

 

^ agreed, thats why i got eight of them

< dream day where all students don't show up almost came true

V had to drive that one lousy kid to class

 

^ hey, we didn't want to mess up that perfect attendance!
< also has 8
v wants 8

 

^ Yes, eight is enough.
< Loves bad jokes
V Makes enough bad jokes for three of us!