^ get up off your ___ Will!

< sitting on his ___, but already showered

v stinky person

 

^ correct

< needs to get up and shower

V will make some smart @$$ comment about my lack of showering

 

^ now stinky, would I ever say anything like that??

< it's my buddy's daughter's b-day. She's turning 2. I'm buying her Star Wars toys (I hear there's a Darth Vader Mr. Potato Head)!!

v wants me to buy them Star Wars toys.

 

^ yes can you buy me a "Darth Tater"

< My boss somehow got his Darth Tater(we then coverd it in foil) a week early


V will use the phrase "Dath Tater" in their reply

 

^ Damn! I need one of them there Darth Taters!
< yes, at work......sell, sell, sell!!!!!
v needs to get up and go for a walk ( or in Jon's case, a hobble.....j/k!)

 

^ actually more like a hop

< got new local sponsor to install stacks of parts in garage...yay!

v happy for me

 

^ For that, I give thee a WOOT WOOT
< Can't believe I just said that
V Too appalled to answer

 

^ ( being ignored)
< all play , no work
v wants to play, too

 

^ hell yeah party girl!!

< weekend starts in one hour...

v will decide for me, gin or beer tonight?

 

^ Both~!!!!!
< wants a double Martini
v will buy me one

 

^ sure thing

< ready for beer

v watching ultimate fighter marathon

 

^ is getting ready for a beer

< wishes he had a beer but not watching the UF marathon cause he's at work

V will probably say something about drinking tonight

 

^ well, yeah! I mean, come on Tavis........
< has no plans for tonight.....how sad
v will give me an idea

 

^ is rarely understood
< is never understood
v won't understand

 

^ I don't get it!
< Eating a delicious turkey burger.
v Will tell me why my neighbor is hacking up his lawn with a pick axe.

 

^ the less you know, the better!

< has done some "creative gardening"

v is now scared, again.

 

^ The real question is, why aren't you hacking up YOUR yard with a pick axe
< Can't wait to get home and hack up the yard with a pick axe
V exausted from hacking up the yard with a pick axe

 

^ shouldn't you be selling some Scions

< not selling any Scions yet today

V has already bought a Scion

 

^ should be selling scion today
< already sold a scion today
V will buy a scion today????

 

^ sell another one

< wants to talk wife into trading in Passat for tC

v would buy our Passat