^ I married a musician. Hahahahahahahah!
< actually, I do care. Hotbox, you ARE # 1
v wants to get me a double shot espresso

 

^ that is funny

< got a removable splint today for my wrist.......woohoo!

v bring it!

 

^ rrrriiiiggghhhttt... not anytime in this century
< looking for a slightly used R6
v knows where I can find a slightly used R6

 

^ bring what?? the expreso?? it's on its way.

< would also like to tell a joke. You know you're a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

v will now tell the joke to end all jokes.... and will bring me a soda stat!

 

^ sorry, but Carrot Top doesn't translate well into print.

< doesn't know of an R6 for sale, but does have a kickin' scooter he's selling!

v LOVES the scooter!

 

^ You know I do!
< Born to ride!
v Born to Boogie!

 

^ Dame Skippy

< Boogy Oggy Oggy in the Speedo!

v like to Boogy also some times in a speedo to.

 

^ but of course , no other way to live
< needs to drink as well as get a job
V wants to go drinking and gambling with me? please? (gives puppy dog face)

 

^ so true

< adicted to the $$ life.

v wishes he could aford the $$ life.

 

^Hell Yeah!
< really wants a Cosmo, for some strange reason
v knows whats in a Cosmo

 

^ yes but dose not contribut to the dilicuency of miners

< wants a hot toty

v would like to get any thing they can hot

 

^

< wish I was a miner

v has one of those cool mining helmets

 

^ yep,

< but I only use it in the bedroom

v can't spell

 

^ dame skippy can't spell....

< want to have a speshel mineing hate for the "Bedroom"

v would also like one

 

^ can't spell

< can spell, can't type, needs hat

v will provide said hat and a Caramel MooLatte

 

^ gawd, some peolple just want it all

< perfectly content

v doesn't believe me

 

^ cause you're "unbelievable"
< definitely wants it all
v gonna help me get it

 

^ some people want it all

< but I just want nothing at all

v 'cause everything means nothing, without you!

 

^ quit quoting bad songs

< still has sponsorship info up for grabs

v are you the one?

 

^ YES! ! !, pm me the info...
< going to check pm's for new message
v wishes he came earlier