^ Forrest Gump (came early, get it????)

< never made a deal about stopping the bad jokes

v slapping the old forehead right now!

 

^ bring on the bad jokes

< getting ready to eat homemade enchiladas

v yummy!

 

^ Indeed!
< Just ate a grapple, wasn't so yummy.
V Knows what a grapple is.

 

^ no
< wants info badly (spopnsership)
v explanes grapple to every one

 

^ grapple is a hook

< yeah

v get off my back

 

^ not on it

< i'm no monkey

v chill

 

^ Brrr. DONE!

< not sexist, but doesn't like working for a woman.

v always flies off the handle...

 

^^^grapple - a grape flavored apple
^ some women are cool to work for
< 2 kool 4 skool
v loves legos

 

^^^^grapples arent as good as they sound
^wants to be a corporate owner and become a bllionaire
<wants to work for ^ and be a millionaire
v will work as a garbage man

 

^ not!

< likes being a mailman

v just wants a job

 

^^^ i love legos i still buy 'em and play with 'em not as much that money is going to my car for hipo parts

^ i got a job

< is a lame tard

v know what i'm talking about

 

^ is not just a tard, quite possible a turd

< just joined this game, cracking up! gotta run to the gym

v says "welcome to last season!"

 

^ Welcome to last season!
< Is drinking Chai
V Wishes they had Chai as well, because it's so superior to Grapples.

 

^ is sipping Chic Chia Chai with Choo Choo Chocolates

< really, really gotta go to the gym, keep up this physique


v thinks I'm vain, until she parties with me ;)

 

^ welcome

< loves hot Chai

v has no idea what we are talking about

 

^ asked me "Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

< Suddenly became omnipresent/omnipotent. Oh schnaps, it's gone now! Wah?

v will explain to the person after him in a 12-CD instructional box set for $199.99 (I get 5% cut, though!)

 

^ catching on real quick!
< can't sleep
v wants to buy my 12 - CD instructional box set for just $199.99

 

^ asleep yet?

< will take the 12 CDs without paying

V will trip unik_one from catching me

 

^ should have just asked me, I had downloaded it from the internet

< woken up at 2am by a lady friend who needed to come over and talk


v is wondering what "talk" really means

 

^ lucky you
< knows what "talk" means
v is a girl