^ hmmmmm, yeah. Just kidding. Riiiiiight.
< totally believe ^
v is more gullible than I am

 

^^ I still shower more!!

^ believes I'm naked again

< doesn't like handhelds much, too small for my gigantor hands

v thinks the word "gigantor" ROCKS!!

 

^^ Knows that "Gullible" is not in the dictionary... (I post too slow sometimes...)

^ "Gigantor" is an awesome word, it was used in "Speed" the movie...

< Still believes in Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Boogey Man... Etc!

v Actually believes everything I just said and is holding a dictionary right now!

 

^ needs to get to work

< would love to go to work

v doesn't work

 

^ but I'm AT work, that counts, right??

< needs to borrow some back pain meds, not doing well

v will supply said "meds"

 

^ coma and get 'em

< has plenty

v thinks tylenol is a good pain med

 

^ actually most of stuff like that doesnt work too well for me

< wants a tan

v needs a tan also for the summer for the cute outfits.

 

^ Is correct, I am pale as a ghost.
< Irish like whoa.
v Also Irish?

 

^ leprecahn?

< mutt

v bi-lingual

 

^ if taking it in school i am.
< gets to go to the beach next week
v lives closer to the beach than me

 

^ well, there's a "club" called Beach Girls about 40 miles from me, does that count?

< sprecht Deutsch aber kan auch in dieses Sprache nicht buchstabieren

v tanning by grow lamp

 

^ does speaking german make you cool?

< (wishes he spoke another language)

v Doesn't need to speak another language because they are American, damnit!

 

^ has a cool custom speedo face
< has tried to lear three foreign languages failing all
V likes scion diecasts and want to buy diecasts from me?

 

^ needs to put his Supra on eBay

< putting all extra money into "real" car

v wants to buy his^ toys

 

^ yeah, but like ^ is spending all my money on the real thing

< is cool with or without other languages

v should put on their shoes

 

^ really, language is not why he's not cool

< REMINDER: socks before shoes, socks before shoes

v is also late to work!

 

^ not

< hasn't worked in 1 month

v ready for the car show season

 

^ Always ready, but never been to a show

< Is going to the Aquarium (or the beach) today with his lil bro.

v Is probably in a region where it's still snowing. Sorry!

 

^ unnatural obsession with fish (see Troy McLure)

< Snow last week, Sunshine and 70 last two days, Rain today

v gonna drop it like it's hot!

 

^ sounds like Okla. weather

< thinks this game is dying

v prove me wrong