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Originally Posted by tC4italy
Originally Posted by trdtcpr
Originally Posted by captainlaziness
She's dreaming about my car. 
this one time we were leaving a show right, my freind shane and I began to walk down the side walk to our vehicles when we noticed a late 90 ford crown victoria ( a former police car) anyways we seen it just parked there and we stopped to take a smoke, the car lit up the tire drove by us and for a second I thought that for some reason they had mistaken us for thugs and or gangsters, I for sure had thought they were going to do a drive by, but it was much much worse!
as they lit up the tires and flew by us the back pasenger window rolled down and a hand came out holding what appeared to be a bean burrito from the local taco bell, next thing I knew I seen the suspects hand reach back in the car and then it happen, my freind shane was hit in the face with a burrito, bean to be specific. Ill never forget the events as everything happen in super slow motion.
me: "what the hell just happen?"
shane: :"I think I just got hit with a burrito"
me: "are you serious"
shane: "yes dude look at the sauce on my cheek"
me: "did they just partake in a drive by burrito?"
shane: "hahahahahahahaha"
me: "hahahahahahahahaha"
true story
as they lit up the tires and flew by us the back pasenger window rolled down and a hand came out holding what appeared to be a bean burrito from the local taco bell, next thing I knew I seen the suspects hand reach back in the car and then it happen, my freind shane was hit in the face with a burrito, bean to be specific. Ill never forget the events as everything happen in super slow motion.
me: "what the hell just happen?"
shane: :"I think I just got hit with a burrito"
me: "are you serious"
shane: "yes dude look at the sauce on my cheek"
me: "did they just partake in a drive by burrito?"
shane: "hahahahahahahaha"
me: "hahahahahahahahaha"
true story
uhhhh.... this has to be the least exciting inuendo exchange i have seen in this thread... im dissapointed in all of you... esp. C... i think that you have been not bad enough... in my offfice immediately!!
My buddy and I were victims of a drive-by squirrel-ing back in middle school. We were outside waiting for our ride when someone drove by and threw a dead, frozen squirrel out their window and hit Ryan in the shoulder.
I still laugh about that to this day.
I still laugh about that to this day.
Originally Posted by DragonR
uhhhh.... this has to be the least exciting inuendo exchange i have seen in this thread... im dissapointed in all of you... esp. C... i think that you have been not bad enough... in my offfice immediately!!
Originally Posted by tC4italy
Originally Posted by DragonR
uhhhh.... this has to be the least exciting inuendo exchange i have seen in this thread... im dissapointed in all of you... esp. C... i think that you have been not bad enough... in my offfice immediately!!
Originally Posted by kanundrum
Originally Posted by tC4italy
Originally Posted by DragonR
uhhhh.... this has to be the least exciting inuendo exchange i have seen in this thread... im dissapointed in all of you... esp. C... i think that you have been not bad enough... in my offfice immediately!!
She hasn't dated lazyness yet!
Originally Posted by tC4italy
Originally Posted by kanundrum
Originally Posted by tC4italy
Originally Posted by DragonR
uhhhh.... this has to be the least exciting inuendo exchange i have seen in this thread... im dissapointed in all of you... esp. C... i think that you have been not bad enough... in my offfice immediately!!
She hasn't dated lazyness yet!
Originally Posted by trdtcpr
for what in the hell do you want a bunch of guys and a lovely italian lady in your office?!?! 
I wouldn't mind being in that room though
Originally Posted by captainlaziness
My buddy and I were victims of a drive-by squirrel-ing back in middle school. We were outside waiting for our ride when someone drove by and threw a dead, frozen squirrel out their window and hit Ryan in the shoulder.
I still laugh about that to this day.
I still laugh about that to this day.
the burrito incident, the best part was the sound it made when it hit him, next time you have a burrito open it up and throw it at someone just to hear it, its grand.
Originally Posted by tC4italy
Originally Posted by trdtcpr
for what in the hell do you want a bunch of guys and a lovely italian lady in your office?!?! 
I wouldn't mind being in that room though
I smell a movie in the works.
Originally Posted by DirtyMexican
a frozen squirrel..........
the burrito incident, the best part was the sound it made when it hit him, next time you have a burrito open it up and throw it at someone just to hear it, its grand.
the burrito incident, the best part was the sound it made when it hit him, next time you have a burrito open it up and throw it at someone just to hear it, its grand.
Originally Posted by captainlaziness
Originally Posted by tC4italy
Originally Posted by trdtcpr
for what in the hell do you want a bunch of guys and a lovely italian lady in your office?!?! 
I wouldn't mind being in that room though
I smell a movie in the works.
Originally Posted by kanundrum
Originally Posted by tC4italy
Originally Posted by kanundrum
Originally Posted by tC4italy
Originally Posted by DragonR
uhhhh.... this has to be the least exciting inuendo exchange i have seen in this thread... im dissapointed in all of you... esp. C... i think that you have been not bad enough... in my offfice immediately!!
She hasn't dated lazyness yet!
She needs a talkin to. BRB.
Originally Posted by trdtcpr
for what in the hell do you want a bunch of guys and a lovely italian lady in your office?!?! 
*bwahahahaha*






