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Jun 5, 2007 | 03:53 PM

#101

citizen01

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Wow. That would be the worst phone call ever...
"Yes, hello? Mrs Smith? This is Amanda's mom. I heard that there was an oral sex party at your house."
"Really? My bad."

Jun 5, 2007 | 03:54 PM

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If she has 2 legs and crawls............

I KID, I KID, NO SERIOUSLY FOLKS, I KID.....

Jun 5, 2007 | 04:03 PM

#103

citizen01

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Originally Posted by xdorkx

If she has 2 legs and crawls...

then wait till she's 18 and then court her with the utmost respect and after you feel that you both know eachother very well and you love eachother then get married and make love for the first time on your wedding night.

That's what you were going to say right?

Jun 5, 2007 | 04:50 PM

#104

krustytheclown

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Originally Posted by scionofPCFL

Unfortunately, there's no punchline. Today's middle school girls (or at least the middle school girls from about 3-4 years ago) are, well, let's just say they don't consider oral to be sex, and they don't think they can get any diseases from it either.

I must of been thinking about a different one. That is true, and its sad that people think like that.

CarbonXE, I've heard that one, thats kinda scary.

Jun 5, 2007 | 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by citizen01

Quote:

Originally Posted by xdorkx

If she has 2 legs and crawls...

More or less....

Jun 5, 2007 | 07:29 PM

#106

niran916

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Sounds normal to me... I'm married though so I would never hit on them plus it illegal. Older girld are pretty as well though and some moms look good to.

Jun 5, 2007 | 07:32 PM

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niran916

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sorry posted twice...

Jun 7, 2007 | 08:27 PM

#108

NenaG112

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Originally Posted by PAxAgirl

Just from a girls perspective....i'm not gonna lie, I wish i had been born about 5 years later than i was cuz then maybe i'd be as crazy pretty as some of the girls I see all the time that are definitely younger but look a lot older. Its nuts how you can mistaken someones age now-a-days. I mean I have been told I look 19 and I'm 25 so... Just watch yourself guys....always ask for ID before you get yourself in trouble lolz. You are not a perv....well maybe you are, I don't know you that well but men are very visual so if you are just looking and nothing else then I think you are ok.

WHAT!!?? Is that a pic of you on your avi?? You're a beautiful girl?? And why would you want to be born later to look older.... think about it all of these girls who are 16 and look 21 when they're 30 they will look 40!!

Enjoy yourself!