LMAO

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...7092sham1.html

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

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Better his tongue than..........!

 

clean up the mess with A SHAM WOW...............

 

BAHAHA!! that's where your mold is going to come from.

 

she didn't like his nuts thats for sure

 

LMFAO

 

hahaha.......great story

 

next stop: reality TV

 

 

that made me laugh out loud

SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!

 

found this vid off clubrsx.

http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?t=640609


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Z7uy_HPiM

 

omg that video was hilarious, racist but hilarious.