Perhaps not as popular as in the 70's and 80's, but bumper stickers are still around.

Here are a few that I recently saw:

I love to fart
Customer Service: How may I suggest you go *uck yourself
Buck Fush
I love midget ****
Gas, grass or ___, no one rides for free
Bad cop, no donut
No pushing from behind, that's how AIDS started
Yuck Bush
Keep honking, I'm re-loading
Finish your beer. There's sober kids in India
take a poop

 

Unless you're a hemoroid get off my a$$

For a small town, you guys sure seem to have a lot of A$$HOLES

Drunk Texas Fratboy Drives Country Into Ditch

Somewhere in Texas a Village is Missing it's Idiot

Bush is a Douche (Swear to God I saw this one!)

Hmm... Have to keep thinkin on this one...

 

I stop for hallucinations...

My other car is smaller...

Never play leapfrog with an Unicorn

 

this ones been around for a long while

you can take my gun, bullets first

 

vegetarian---Indian word for bad hunter

 

Objects in mirror appear to be loosing

 

some i found funny

nuke the ___ whales for jesus
i don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.
the weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
if you can't see me in my mirror, i'm a vampire. (trailer of a big rig)
visualize whorled peas.
welcome to california now go home

 

Sex on TV doesnt hurt... unless you fall off.
Keep honking, Im reloading.
Jesus Loves you, everyone else thinks your a d!ck.
Were are we going, and why am in this Handbasket?

My least favorite:
get in, sit down, hold on, shut up.
it used to be funny, till EVERYONE had one.

 

The funniest one I saw was on a semi tractor. It said:
Don't honk, I am enjoying a sexual fantasy.

The most annoying:
Git-R-Done

 

The most recent 1 I have seen said "My other car is.... Your Mother"

I will keep an eye out for some funny ones and post them up

 

NO... not car... it's RIDE... (which now makes a lot more sense, huh?)

I've also seen:

My other ride is your daughter
Your little princess is my little *****


The Semi/Sexual Fantasy one is hilarious THansenite!!

Most annoying ones after a while for me are:

I have PMS and a loaded handgun. Any questions?

No fat chicks, car (or truck) will scrape

I go from Zero to B!TCH in 3.6 seconds.

Campaign stickers for any time that Nader, Perot or that dumbass who wanted the wall built between the US and Mexico... anytime they ran for President

 

My other Auto is a 9mm.

If you don't believe in abortion, don't have one.

Happiness is coming... (could be taken 2 ways...)

 

http://www.prankplace.com/stickers.htm

 

honk if you see parts falling off

 

How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?

Work harder,
Millions on welfare depend on you

Yes, this is my truck
No, I wont help you move

If I am a pain in the ___, use more lubricant

My karma ran over your dogma

I need a DEER

If u r what u eat, I am fast, cheap n easy

Practice safe sex
Go *uck yourself!

Coffee ****

 

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Breast inspection 20 ft ahead
(please have'em out)

I'll get on my knees, when you get on your elbows

Born again virgin

I am straight but not narrow

Does this *ick in my mouth make me look ___?

Don't lie about your *enis if I am going to see it later!

Assume the position please

Welcome to America
Now speak english

God made pot
Man made beer
Who do u trust?

 

While I can appreciate the humor in some of them, it really bugs me to see bumper stickers that are vulgar or have profanity on them. Don't people realize that anything they stick on the outside of their car will be read by kids?

 

-THE DON

 

It is in the shape of one of those "jesus fish", but it has small horns and a pointed tail. Inside the fish it says satan.

 

Some People Are Alive Simply Because It's Illegal to Kill Them

Keep Honking, I'm Re-Loading