This is it, I don't have another car.
Warning! I brake for hallucinations.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
This bumper sticker exploits illiterates.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT!
Boldly going nowhere.
Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
Honk if anything falls off.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
I'm just driving this way to make you mad.
If you are psychic- think "HONK"
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your *ss?
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I don't brake.

 

How's my driving? Please call 1-800-EAT ****

Nobody saw this one. At first I thought it was funny. Then it was suddenly on every other car I see.

 

oh and HONK if you are horny

its on my friends car

 

Seen in Spring Hill, TN (home of Saturn) "If you can read this, you must be from Michigan!"

 

Saw one on back of a really high ford 4x4:"Jack 'em high fat chicks can't climb!"

 

my favorite:

Hang up and DRIVE!

on convertibles:

wait till you see my top off!

On a beater:

Got any spare change?

 

Wanted: Cowboy who can ride for more than 8 seconds

That was a bumper sticker, not my classified ad...

 

wow...I guess I need to start reading these things, some of them are pretty funny, a few kind of cross the line too. But hey I'm all for some rude and crude humor too.

 

Get in, sit down, hold on, shut up

www.offmyass.com

Drive it like you stole it

Real don't drive hummers, they give 'em

If you're gonna ride me *ss, at least buy me dinner first

I munch carpet

Born OK the first time

Horn broken, watch for finger

Men age like wine, women age like milk

Ball busting feminazi _____ from hell

YOU GO GIRL and stay there

who needs brains with **** like these

If you get any closer, I'll fart

Unmarked police car

Ax me bout ebonics

Support police, beat yourself up

wife n dog missing, reward for dog

 

"all i got for christmas was a sweater, but i asked for a moaner or a screamer"
i eat paste.
i poke badgers with spoons
life is like a s%^t sandwich the more bread you have the less s%^t you have to eat

 

 

 

a great site for bumper stickers can be found at www.stickergiant.com

 

I couldnt beleive it when i saw it... its sooo stup!d

ya'll proabably cant tell but a white one at the bottom said "BUMPER STICKER"
what a retard!

 

wasnt a bumper sticker but it was on a car........

religon corrupts

 

My personal favorite: "Honk if you've never seen a loaded gun fired from a moving vehicle"

 

LMAO.......
i saw one a few minutes ago it said "spawn on me"