A few generalizations from different car forums:

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?

Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Toyota forum
-is the warranty ever usable?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

SRTforums
- SRT's are the gods of the street, why do people still laugh at us? They're not neons!!

Audi A4 2.8 V6 Forum:
- So..... yah...... we're ALL getting like 18-22mpg still..... right guys? Okay, yup.... just checkin!

VW GTI forum:
- #$&^%* its not a golf!

Cavalier forums:
- cut my springs and added 16 inch rims (pics)

Sunfire forums:
- cavalier are so ____, they are pieces of crap (pics)

MR2 forums:
- guy told me my ferrari looked like crap (pics)

AE86 forums:
- got a ticket for drifting how to fight it?

Spyder Forums:
- does my hair move in the wind to much? (pics)

DSM forums:
- got a 12.9 right before it broke!

G35 forums:
- raced a Mclaren last night and beat him , foreals!

350Z forums:
- some douche in a g35 tried to race me

Skyline forums:
- got my new skyline, drives like my old maxima!(pics)

3000gt forums:
- need help on how to change tire, car to heavy for floor jack

Jeep forums:
- rolled trying to flex new suspension (pics)

Hyundai forum:
- some _______ in a jeep rolled over ontop of my car (pics)

Supra forums:
- broke the land speed record in my town! (pics)

Streetbike forums:
- wind noise at 200mph, how to keep it quiet?

stuntbike forums:
- ran from the ghettobird, flipped off cop (pics)

Seat forums:
- que?

M3 forums:
- a ___ guy hit on me, should i punch him or invite him over?

Mercedes forums:
- help with armrest refrigerator.. not cooling enough!

Austin Martin forums:
- why the f^&* is my three hundred thousand dollar ar have Ford escort door handles! suing!

 

 

hahahhahahahahahaha you should write some more

 

Awesome

 

 

So are friggn funny you should find more!

Also where is ours?

 

Here it is:

Scion Forum
-some ricer tried to race me today, he was yelling something at me but couldn't hear him cause of all the mystery rattles in my dash(sound clip)

 

I lol'd at this.

 

SRTforums
- SRT's are the gods of the street, why do people still laugh at us? They're not neons!!

 

 

wow, great, scion forum: i just kicked a civic's butt today!

 

this has been around for at least 3-5 years now it makes a come back every other year or so....

so yeah

 

LOL nice list

 

lol you may wanna regroup some of those. you have MERCEDES down like 5 different times.

 

oh, you forgot scions:

"I'm retarded. will an intake change that?"
"i gotta ticket. waaahhhh i broke the law and got caught"
"How do i make my car look more like a dsm euro-spec civic?"
"I have no life, anyone wanna go get a coffee?"
"Wanna come to my birthday party?"