This has probably been posted already, but still funny as hell...

An actual Craigslist ad...

RE: To the woman that crapped in my car. (NE Portland)



Reply to: pers-993581081@craigslist.org [?]

Date: 2009-01-14, 11:50PM PST





To the woman that crapped in my car. (NE Portland)



We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that

it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have

ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.



I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of

Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there

was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked

forward to further conversation with you.



At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just

happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please

don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note

that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be

funny, not offensive.



I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I

did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my

uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95%

of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why

they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your

pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other

hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a

heated leather seat...



What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be

more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high

in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.



I await your call,

Tad



P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early.Touché.

 

She did that on the first date? hahahaha...Maybe it's true love, he's is willing to try again hahahaha...I'm sure he'll have vinyl seat covers next time, and make sure she only orders a salad.

 

Gotta love Craigslist!

 

Shoulda had the salad!

 

The "p.s." is the best part of the post!!

 

haha, touche mf'er!

 

 

Must've been some crazy chemistry...
I don't think I'd want a second date with a woman who crapped her pants in my car.

 

hahahahaha

 

i bet they get married or he is trying to get ahold of her to give her the bill after he got his seats detailed and got the poop outta them haha

 

or he's into that crap!... haha!

 

 

 

wow the add's onthere are so great ..we need to post up a craigslist only of dumb adds on here

 

this is hella old any ways

 

Still funny poop if u ask me

 

HAHA that's awesome. And yea the best part was the p.s.

Touche.

 

This can't be real can it?