www.dumblaws.com

For all your retarded law enjoyment.

 

 

PENNSYLVANIA:
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

There goes my weekend.

 

Chicago:
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

ORLY?

 

i heard of this before. its really a law just stated differently. "it's illegal to protest naked if your 18 yrs and older w/o a permit." or something like that

 

Thank god I live in Colorado where they protect my rights:
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

But it's going to be a slow year for my my friends:
Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

 

It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder. - NJ

 

Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.

also NJ...too bad I bought my Scion on a Sunday, I gues they should be fined?

 

Rockville
Persons may not swear while on the highway.


yah right

 

its only illeagal for manufacturers and the retailers to rip the tags of mattresses and pillows, the consumer is allowed to..

 

Really! Thanks for explaining it to me!!!

 

lol.. sorry im uber bored at work.. and this ____ makes my time fly by.. i wish there was a law here that keeps my co-workers from being douche bags

 

I would vote for that law!

 

I deal with douche bags all day during the week, it sucks.

 

gotta love cali!

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

 

and this on made me chuckle

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

 

ok hold on... this is the stupidest thing i have ever heard

This is a law in Chico california
"Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine."

no one is gonna be around to give you that fine!

 

this one is just ridiculous....

New Jersey:
It is illegal to smoke marijuana.

God I cant beleive this...

 

I think this one takes the cake for dumb laws in the state of New York.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

lol. Now that's a stupid law.


Some other stupid laws in New York that most likely everyone has broken.

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging" clothing.

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun


And this has to be the greatest stupid law ever.

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

 

Warsaw, Indiana
No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor.