if only it was actively enforced across the country.

 

Uh oh... looks like my gf is going to jail ;)

Minnesota:
It is illegal to sleep naked.

Oral sex is prohibited.

 

Luckily San Fran has marijuana as their lowest priority and it's a joke how easily one can obtain a liscense to smoke.

 

Montana:

Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family"

One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.

It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.

It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.

In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.

Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.


gotta love shootin them indians :D

 

Or not enforced at ALL!!!! Lets focus on murders and corrupt politicians... leave the calm, laughing, peace loving stoners alone...

 

"Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them." That is a law in wyoming too, when i went to school there, my cousin kept his 12g in the cab of his truck (legal) just in-case he saw a "war party" lol

 

Hmm....I always wanted to move out west.....

 

in denver anyone can possess up to one ounce legally. I had a good time in denver ;)

 

"It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs."

Only in west virginia...

 

^^^goo thats nasty

 

That is true! To bad it's still illegal on a federal level. So I wouldn't flaunt it.

 

Wow I feel bad for all those poor house pets that live in Virginia with sex starved men....

 

yea, its still a federal law, but at least denver is taking a step in the right direction ;)