Embarrasing Purchases
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Hrm... I'll have to think more on this one, because I know there is plenty!
I haven't bought this yet, but I'm almost 23 and I STILL want an E-Z Bake Oven. My parents wouldn't let me have one when I was a kid, and to this day I want one sooo bad!
I haven't bought this yet, but I'm almost 23 and I STILL want an E-Z Bake Oven. My parents wouldn't let me have one when I was a kid, and to this day I want one sooo bad!
One of my students absolutely hates Hanna Montana, so at the local dollar store I bought about 10$ worth of Hanna Montana decked out back to school stuff. The woman at the check out just looked at me and shook her head. I couldnt help but laugh.
Also the very first time I bought condoms, the sales woman gave me a 30 min lecture in front of everyone, I was very embarrassed.
Also the very first time I bought condoms, the sales woman gave me a 30 min lecture in front of everyone, I was very embarrassed.
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A while back I had surgery on my right elbow. I had a huge cast from the middle of my bicep to my forearm.
I went to Target with my girlfriend at the time and all we bought was a 30 pack (or whatever the "economy size") of condoms.
The teller looked at the box, looked at my arm, looked at her, looked at my arm, looked at her, then scanned the item.
Wasn't really embarrassing, but hilarious none the less!
I went to Target with my girlfriend at the time and all we bought was a 30 pack (or whatever the "economy size") of condoms.
The teller looked at the box, looked at my arm, looked at her, looked at my arm, looked at her, then scanned the item.
Wasn't really embarrassing, but hilarious none the less!
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From: Diamond Bar, CA
condoms are always awkward for me haha.
one time i was in line at target and there was a really old lady (about 60-80) in front of me asking the cashier if they had "personal lube"
one time i was in line at target and there was a really old lady (about 60-80) in front of me asking the cashier if they had "personal lube"
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I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16 years old and went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was a beautiful female assistant behind the counter and she could see that I was new to this. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I answered honestly, “Well, not exactly; this is my first time.” So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to always make sure it was on tight and secure. I nodded yes but apparently I still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was.
“Just a minute,” she said, as she walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. “Do these excite you?”, she asked. I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head and smile. She then said it was time to put the condom on.
As I slipped it on nice and secure, she undressed and lay back on the desk. “Well, come on”, she said, “We don’t have much time.”
So I climbed up on the desk and started going to work. It felt so good I couldn’t hold back and BAM!!, I was done within just a minute, if even that long.
She looked at me with a puzzled look. “Did you put that condom on?”, she
asked.
I said, “I sure did”…and held up my thumb to show her.
“Just a minute,” she said, as she walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. “Do these excite you?”, she asked. I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head and smile. She then said it was time to put the condom on.
As I slipped it on nice and secure, she undressed and lay back on the desk. “Well, come on”, she said, “We don’t have much time.”
So I climbed up on the desk and started going to work. It felt so good I couldn’t hold back and BAM!!, I was done within just a minute, if even that long.
She looked at me with a puzzled look. “Did you put that condom on?”, she
asked.
I said, “I sure did”…and held up my thumb to show her.
Silly..haha did this really happen? I dont really get the end
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To an extent, I have to call BS on that ^^ (not saying you weren't embarassed, but guys in general getting embarassed about buying tampons: people know they're not for you!!!) haha
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when i was 12/13 buying condoms was embarrasing lol especially bc i use to steal change from my fathers coin jug (it was huge!) and i use to tape up 3 sets of 10 dimes (condoms were 3 bucks) and go to the gas station almost everyday to get sum haha
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I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16 years old and went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was a beautiful female assistant behind the counter and she could see that I was new to this. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I answered honestly, “Well, not exactly; this is my first time.” So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to always make sure it was on tight and secure. I nodded yes but apparently I still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was.
“Just a minute,” she said, as she walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. “Do these excite you?”, she asked. I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head and smile. She then said it was time to put the condom on.
As I slipped it on nice and secure, she undressed and lay back on the desk. “Well, come on”, she said, “We don’t have much time.”
So I climbed up on the desk and started going to work. It felt so good I couldn’t hold back and BAM!!, I was done within just a minute, if even that long.
She looked at me with a puzzled look. “Did you put that condom on?”, she
asked.
I said, “I sure did”…and held up my thumb to show her.
“Just a minute,” she said, as she walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. “Do these excite you?”, she asked. I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head and smile. She then said it was time to put the condom on.
As I slipped it on nice and secure, she undressed and lay back on the desk. “Well, come on”, she said, “We don’t have much time.”
So I climbed up on the desk and started going to work. It felt so good I couldn’t hold back and BAM!!, I was done within just a minute, if even that long.
She looked at me with a puzzled look. “Did you put that condom on?”, she
asked.
I said, “I sure did”…and held up my thumb to show her.
i didnt get it at first then i was like
lol
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Being 25 & a female.....
I'm still embarrassed to buy "female hygiene" needs I even tuck the packages between my arm pit. NO JOKE!
Thank God for self check-outs; probably guys would agree with me on that too with condoms
I'm still embarrassed to buy "female hygiene" needs
I even tuck the packages between my arm pit. NO JOKE! Thank God for self check-outs; probably guys would agree with me on that too with condoms
When I worked at Target I rang up my best friend for condoms..lol that was rather awkward..considering I'm close to him AND his g/f (who is this really shy, timid asian girl) and it was just like "....dude wtf I didn't need to know that.." haha
I also bought lingerie for the g/f one time and the girl at the store must have thought I intended to cross dress because she offered to help me put it on I was just like "uhhh..it's not for me.." it wasn't an awkward purchase until she said that lmao
I also bought lingerie for the g/f one time and the girl at the store must have thought I intended to cross dress because she offered to help me put it on I was just like "uhhh..it's not for me.." it wasn't an awkward purchase until she said that lmao
