maybe they just like to have strings coming out of their rears

 

Maybe she was saying she wanted to try it on FOR you, so you can get a feel for what itll look like.

odds are slim, but if so Fail on your part lol


my most embarrassing purchase, not really sure... i dont think ive had the displeasure of buying anything embarrassing, thankfully

 

I had a girl over one time, things were getting hot n heavy, clothes were removed, and I went to grab a condom only to find out I was out. So, I threw on some loose clothing and rushed to the store. I ran inside, grabbed a box of rubbers and was impatiently waiting for one person to finsih their purchase. I got to the store so quickly and all I could think about what was waiting for me at home. I was "excited" the entire time I was in the store and everyone could see it. I told the cashier to keep the change as I ran out of the store. I was too focused on getting home to be embarassed but looking back on it, it is quite embarassing.

 

HAHAHAHA!!!!

 

^^ Been there.

 

COOKIES!!!

Yeah, that didn't happen to me. The first time I bought condoms was pretty uneventful (still nerve wracking though). After the purchase, the cashier (an old lady) said, "Have a nice evening." I looked at the condoms and then back to her, smiled and said "I'm planning on it."

True story.

 

My last trip to wal mart with the misses was Duct Tape, Beer, Pain Pills from pharmacy, Ice Pack, compression bandage, regular bandaids, condoms, milk, bread, a tie, salsa, box of 9mm shells, and some fem stuff for her...

as the cashier rang up the purchase, she just stared at us, and I think tried hard not to laugh...

 

LOL I still wonder that to this day to be honest with you..buuuttt..considering my g/f was standing right outside the store waiting for me to finish the purchase so we could go (it was a spontaneous thing) I don't think she would have apreciated it to much