outback steakhouse has delicious food and i believe they have coke, but coke is pretty fail to me, it is all about that Dr. Pepper

 

mmmmmmmm........dr. pepper

 

Im waiting outback of outback...

 

wouldn't that be infront of outback?

 

No, Im out back of outback, not in front of outback

 

but if you're already out back of the outback, can you go any further?

 

Thanks for the coke it was sketchy being outback of outback

 

No prob

 

No prob, I also have the CO2 and corn syrup that you need for it to become liquid coke...


should have said something a little earlier huh

 

no i got the liquids at pathmark

 

Dr. Pepper

Hot Dr. Pepper

...with rum

 

Meh. I stick with my roots.

i prefer straight up vodka shots.

 

Dr. Pepper + Jack = Good


If i sticked to my roots that would consist of taking straight gasoline shots and then strapping c4 to my chest and going boom..... rather not do that

 

I knew you were a damned terrorist

 

It happens.

 

What, terrorism?

 

you could say that.

 

I could say that but then again I am one of those gun toting southerners that has a problem with them people and their towels... Um...

I still think that the only way that you could successfully catch bin laden would be to convince all the rednecks in the world that he was solely responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt, in 15 minutes there would be an entire navy of bass boats zooming across the ocean, loaded with pickups and beer. When they hit land it would be like watching the landing at Normandy, only it would be lead by a big ol guy with cut off jeans and an 'aint skeerd' hat, they would have depth finders on the trucks, and would locate the som_____ within 15 minutes. and it would only cost the us government enough money to buy kegs for the after party... and then they would really just be pumping the money into the american economy because it would all be budweiser and coors.

 

that is probably the best solution i have ever heard of. seriously. except for the fact the a rednecks boat most likely wouldnt last across the atlantic and the indian ocean without the duct tape equivalent of the taj mahal.

 

The problem wouldnt be the boat itself, it would be the fact that after a few hours we would run out of beer, so there would have to be floating 7-11s on the way...