ahahaha. why would somebody seriously steal a license plate. thats just dirty.

 

maybe they were gonna use the plate for a getaway car?

 

honestly ! and i told the dmv about my missing plate and they never found it so i had to buy a new one :/

 

Hmm, so I guess that is pretty fail

 

did the stickars go out yet? i missed it

 

You should really check the thread about the stickarz

 

yeah so today i spilled my ice coffee all over myself and floor mat when i went to put it in teh cup holder. now my car smells liek White chocolate mocha with vanilla

 

that blows. I think worst is spilt coffee. I hate the smell of old car spilt coffe.

 

My car smells like stale smoke, old pizza and cat pee.

 

it used to smell liek squash and my farts, but now, all coffee

 

where is steekar thread?

 

Ok well here is my fails im pretty sure I should be high up on the list Kenan and James have seen most of these FAILS lol

ok....

1. Car fell off the jack see pic above lol
2. One set of messed up painted black rims painted 4 times had to buy new ones.
3. Had to repaint my waterfall 3 times (if you couldnt tell yet I cant paint worth a ____ lol)
4. Two matching huge dents on each one of my back panels (are gone now)
5. 3 blown amps
6. Blew a sub on the way to a car show in STL and started to smoke on the high way had to pull over and unhook it.
7. Blew a sub on the way to Asylum 09
8. Got a speeding ticket for 101 in a 65 coming back from Pinups 08 ( Two days of jail, $1200, and a driving class)
9. Wrecked my car on the way to A.S.S in Iowa (6k worth of damage)
10. Getting to drunk and throwing up in the hotel parking lot at Asylum and like 20 people seen me lol and left my trunk cover and $100 worth of cleaning stuff in the parking garage.
11. My hatch back shocks blew and had to use my stock jack crank as a rod to hold my hatch open for a few months.
12. Car went into safe mode when putting my CAI on and had to have it towed to dealership and have a new mass air flow sensor put on.
13. One of my HIDs quit working also bought a new set
14. Did a 360 on the highway doing 80 and took my car into a ditch like 5 months after I got it.
15. Three months after I got it my friend got hammered and try to throw up out the wind at 70 miles a hour and got throw up all over the inside of my car and had to power wash it out at 4am
16. Cracked open the bottom of my first bumper when taking my car off ramps fixing my windshield wiper tank after putting my car in the ditch.
17. Replace the head gasket at 85k miles
18. Did all my doors in blue suede and it all came off a week later
19. Four radios and now I need a new one
20. Backed into a light pole at the mall and messed up my bumper.

And thats all I can think of for now but im sure there is more lol

 

#1 and # 20 suggest that you are not fail material, you should 1) not own a vehicle and 2) not have a drivers license...

seriously, how stupid do you have to be to screw up jacking up a car? and who cant see a light pole?

but yes, #2 through #19 suggest otherwise

 

And who is "swanost" they sent a request to join, only have 12 posts, and didnt give a reason

 

dude wtf you shouldnt be behind a car ol

 

Im having a sketch done cant wait yeah yeah.

 

Yes I was there for most of those fails for KCTC he has the worst luck, some of it was on his own accord, but he exudes fail, and has my approval.

 

Alrighty

 

I'm PMing you the first sketch now.

 

Well ya the jack was kinda dumb and the light pole I hit in a crowdes parking lot and I was being a dumb a$$ trying to show off for a hot chick lol. You can only guess how that went lol