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Old Oct 31, 2009 | 09:06 PM
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Fail.girl that I dont really want to get with wants me to hang out with her next weekend
Old Oct 31, 2009 | 09:15 PM
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All I can say, is going out with crazies keeps life, uh, "interesting"...
Old Oct 31, 2009 | 10:53 PM
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Yup... i long to have a girl say "I love you" and "Im going to ____ing kill you" in the same sentence and meant it
Old Nov 1, 2009 | 06:51 AM
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haha boy do i have stories about psycho women.
Old Nov 1, 2009 | 06:59 AM
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hey Don you did want a little bit of Fail Inc pride in forza right?

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hows that?
Old Nov 1, 2009 | 01:41 PM
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that's clearly is photoshopped i can tell by the pixels
Old Nov 1, 2009 | 01:53 PM
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fail. at some random party last night, i start talking to some girl and she tells me to follow her. so i do and just as she is about to walk up the stairs she just blacks out. so i walked away.........
Old Nov 1, 2009 | 02:26 PM
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come on now thats not the american way
Old Nov 1, 2009 | 03:40 PM
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that is very american.......i didnt want to get attached.
Old Nov 1, 2009 | 03:51 PM
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should of carried her upstairs and (fill in the blank)
Old Nov 1, 2009 | 04:09 PM
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yell surprise first, then its not rape. Just surprise sex.
Old Nov 1, 2009 | 04:28 PM
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that would have been one hell of surprise. haha
Old Nov 1, 2009 | 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by breauxseph
fail. at some random party last night, i start talking to some girl and she tells me to follow her. so i do and just as she is about to walk up the stairs she just blacks out. so i walked away.........

Same thing happened to me, 'cept it was a dude dressed as a chick.
Old Nov 1, 2009 | 05:33 PM
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see now that would have been a surprise in and of itself
Old Nov 1, 2009 | 05:39 PM
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You know what would have been more surprising? If it had been a girl dressed as a guy dressed as a girl.
Old Nov 1, 2009 | 07:12 PM
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fail: the Giants are getting owned...
Old Nov 1, 2009 | 07:46 PM
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WIN: the eagles are owning the giants.......WOOHOO
Old Nov 2, 2009 | 12:49 AM
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Win: I fixxored a Volvo today

Fail: I had to work on a Volvo today
Old Nov 2, 2009 | 12:51 AM
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win: the psycho girl texted me today asking what i was doing... my response: "its Sunday _____, what do you think..."
Old Nov 2, 2009 | 12:58 AM
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