No, I don't need a flashlight.

Hey, what's that in the closet?

 

I dare you.....

 

Come on, you know I've never backed down on a dare.

 

"Yeah, they kinda make you look a little plump."

"If you reeaally have to know....I quit counting at around fifty or so."

"Do you think that's enough charcoal lighter?"

"Dude, I'll hold it....you light it."

"Do you think this will support me?"

"I don't think we're supposed to take these with alcohol AND barbiturates."

and the most famous of all....

"It is done."

 

This tread is blowing up my mailbox!! I love it!

 

I generally don't, so I uncheck "email me when another reply is made", otherwise my mailbox gets full of "don't reply to scionlife".

 

"...and the most important rule. Never feed him after midnight."

(Gremlins)

 

"Luke I am your father."
(Starwars)

j/k....some folk prolly missed gremlins.

 

what's that behind your back?

 

psssh aint nothing

hes friendly,see

make it $20 and ill do it

ehhhhhhh

the powers off, dont worry

i know that i tightened that bolt down

who needs instructions

yeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwwww

dont worry

 

"Is your fish fresh?"

 

"Please step out of the vehicle...."
(L.A.P.D)

 

no, i'm pretty sure that's where it's supposed to go.

someone please bring me the phone, i'm in the tub.

I, uh, can't like stand up right now.. not sure why... just can't

you know, my last girlfriend did it like this........

Honda & Toyota better look out: we have the Pinto!!!

Yee Haaa!! It's AARP night at the gentlemen's club....

 

im telling you, its will fit in with a little shove

no no no no your doing it all wrong

 

dang electrical phones. (wait....when my power goes out my phone works...hmmmm. how 'bout...."someone please bring me my cell phone, i'm in the tub" wait that doesn't work either. how about "someone please bring me the toaster, I'm in the tub craving an English Muffin"....dang that's even worse....I give up)

jk, btw

 

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Jules from Pulp Fiction (Ezekial 25:17)

I think we have a winner!!!

 

Hey we found the Ark of the covenant!

 

Nope...the winner after reading that would be....

"Yo Mama"

 

Dude we should so open it and see whats inside!!

 

On a "Grave" at Knot's Berry Farm:

"I told you I was sick"