*REAL* I just saw this on the news

"You seem pretty comfortable, have you done this before?"
*"No, but I have seen [aligators caught] on Animal Planet"

Tito Ortiz huh, you sound like a pu$$y to me.

 

I had a ? http://www.sloganizer.net/en/ Has anyone seen this site? Would anyone be interested in a thread of JUST PLAIN WRONG slogans it comes up with. Just a thought, some funny ish comming out of there, the very funny ones, sadly, can't be posted here (mods, common decency, mostly common decency.) At least check it out, put in a word,"Bush" get a slogan "Bush Wanted" see Funny, also famous last words Bush(w) Wanted

 

that's ok, i won't be needing any Beano. These veggies never give me..... uh, sorry....

 

Amen

 

Don't go in there.....

 

You guy's wait here, I'm gonna go see what made that noise.

 

(a hot breasty chick comes out of the shower and wraps a towel around herself but doesn't dry off)
"What was that noise? I'm alone in this 2 story house in a neighborhood where some teens died a year ago tonight, so I'm gonna go look dripping water everywhere."

 

have you checked the children???

 

^^^worst movie ever made!

"Thank You Sir, may I have another."

In compton a white guy says "NI-BANG

 

" it takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters"....
now that is from one of the worst movies made.... a drive in classic...

 

my bracket is solid-- NC all the way to the final fo..... what??? you gotta be kidding me..... oh crap....

 

of course it works....

 

What kind of idiot do you think I am?

 

the worst movie of all time = "Meet the Stupids" Tom Arnold and some other people.

 

Dave, stop. Stop will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a-fraid. . . . Good afternoon, I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the HAL Plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th of January 1992. my instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I could sing it for you. . . . It's called 'Daisy.' Dai-sy, Dai-sy, give me your answer true. I'm half crazy o-ver the love of you. It won't be a sty-lish mar-riage. I can't afford a car-riage

 

Aw, how cute, does he bite?

 

what?? there's now a new painless vasectomy?? Now you tell me???

i'm taking you out for our anniversary dinner-- you can even super-size!!!

i've never told this to anyone before.....

 

Of course, I take your daughter to nice places, I even hold her tray.
(followed by)
You don't need that sword, Sir.

 

start taping when i get to 3

no friggin way

 

*While Driving* Hold my beer, I wanna try something!