^^^^LMAO

An offer I can't refuse, huh, what's that?

Hey, he brought a little friend, Hello little friend.

 

Let's go swim with the sharks...

 

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right guys?

I wonder how fast this thing really goes...

m*therf*&&er thinks he can pass me...

 

I can fit this whole thing up my nose!

 

awww look at that cute deer in the field, playfully running around.. towards the road.. come on now dammit turn around Bambi... oh cra SMACK....
Get your venison sausage here...


ya know, sister or not, yer real purdy... lemme go brush me toof 'n i'l be rite back....


all those years spent emulating Cheech & Chong, and everything is still.... uh.....mmmm...... i forgot what i was gonna say man....

 

Did I turn off the iron?

The power is out and it smells like gas...someone light a match.

 

Why is this bathtub full of blood?

 

why, Count, of course you may come in....

 

General Custer, come quick...I think I see some movement out there...

I finally get up in the treestand; and NOW i gotta take a....???

you say she has a good personality?? then lets go meet her!!!

No honey, it's NOT ****... i'm on.... the um..... National Geographic webpage... that's it... now please leave me be.....

 

how positively delightful, its as if someone stabbed Mr. Bubble.

 

You wanna see my trouser snake?

 

(Some where deep in the Amazon rain forest)

- Come on guys here's a river we can go swimming in.

-I think something just touched my leg

-Guys I think theres a big snake in the wat*gurgle, gurgle*

*WARNING* Do not go swimming in a South American Rivers they have BIG FREAKIN SNAKES

 

*RING,RING* *RING,RING* Hello....Oh hey Carol...uh Sarah?...Tina?...
(To self>>screw it) Hey Honey how are you?.. No I was talking to my um..cousins, yea they came over to visit.

 

I shall call this land, America...

 

"I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU"

"say i wont"

 

let me just finish up these nachos... there, now let's see what this new rollercoaster can do...

no i'm not here for the free beer... i'm here for the girls drinking the free beer...

don't drink the lemonade, don't drink the lemonade.. hey, drink the lemonade...

what, i took ya to 3 movies, and you still won't get friendly??? ( movies were "tool box murders", "laserblast", and "motel hell"... geez, i thought they were good... )

 

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
(Spaceballs)

 

"Whatever you do, don't fall asleep."
(Nightnare on Elm St.)

 

Michael, she's your sister, now just kiss and make up....No cheating, take off the mask first...

And Jason, you go give your mommy a hug.... ok I know it's gross, you can leave her head on the beach...

 

"Let's get ready to rumble."