These were actual greeting cards that were rejected by Hallmark, pulled from CNN.com.

Christmas
Front: "Spread some holiday cheer." Inside: "Or drink alone. Who am I to judge?"

Mother's Day
Front: "When I think of you, Mom, I swell with pride." Inside: "At least I hope it's pride. Otherwise, I'm pregnant again."

Wedding
Front: "Did I hear wedding bells?" Inside: "Or was that the natural disaster siren? Sometimes I get them confused. Whatever it was, it was loud. Congratulations ... or take cover!"

 

The one i saw on the news today was the best

Front: HI!
Inside: Glad to see you back from your Coma

 

My GF and I did this to my mom last year:

Front: What do you give to the mother that has everything?
Inside: How about a grandchild?

yyyeaaahhh, that didn't go over to well...

 

http://gbehh.com/cards/index_cards.html

These are brutal, offensive and a little NSFW, but they always make me laugh.

 

That's some funny stuff.

 

hahahahah those put a smile on my face.