Hey all. I was at the gym today, as usual, for about an hour. During that time, there was this very cute/athletic girl working out with her friend. They were there the entire time that I was and I wanted to approach the cute one, but couldn't for the life of me think of a cocky and funny or good opener. I missed my opportunity and now I'm kicking myself for it. This happens a lot..haha. What are some canned creative things I can say to a girl at a gym to grab her attention and spark a conversation?

 

Ask her, "do you know how much a polar bear weights", when she says she doesn't know tell her, "enough to break the ice". Hoperfully she's smart enough to understand, lol.

 

Are you on the MM forum? Sure sound like a member.

 

lol I like that one

 

Haha, that's hilarious, although maybe a bit cheesy? What's the MM forum?

 

Nevermind... There's actually something called a cocky-funny routine/strategy. You have an incomming PM.

 

when you are doing your biceps just go and do them close to her and make sure to start off at 1000 and say 1001 loud enough so she can hear you and continue 1002, 1003, 1004 untill she give you her number...simple as that 60 percent of the time it works everytime

 

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint

 

dont be scared to just walk up and talk to them, i know for some people its hard to and I guess im used to it since I deal with ppl all day at work. when you approach her just dont be cocky but at the same time dont be a dork. you want to be somewhat aggressive but not pushy...
this approach works for me most of the time...not always though lol

 

Uh if I was to be approached while working out, I would prefer eye contact and a smile first lol. Slowly use the machines closer to her until you're near enough to say "Hi" then introduce yourself. All it takes.

Ok, now to thread jack. How would you, a male, like to be approached by a girl when working out?

 

I love the polar bear one.

I ALWAYS fall for the "Do I know you from somewhere?" line. I then say idunno... do you go to car shows/work at microsoft/do autox/etc etc until they know what my hobbies are and then they strike up conversations based on those... I need to quit falling for that.

 

If a girl was to approach me at the gym, she could do anything she wants..haha. I think guys are less picky in the way girls approach them. For me, I'd just be glad she made the move in the first place. The way in which she does it wouldn't matter to me, I would just appreciate the fact that she did, because in my opinion, the girl rarely does the approaching.

 

dude, simplest way.....pull a "Joey" from friends,

walk over to her, raise one eyebrow, and say these three little words, "How you doin'" hahaha

 

Just ask her if the shorts/pants your wearing make you look fat. If she's attracted to you, she'll more then likely say no. Begin natural conversation here. If she's not attracted to you and says yes, move on and continue to work out...hard.

or..

Ask her if she wouldn't mind being a spot for you. If she's not a b!tch and in a rush to get out of the gym, she'll more then likely do it and appreciate that your not a macho d!ck and not afraid to ask for help. Just make sure that its weight you can do by yourself.

 

just go up to her and tell her "im a man of few words , so do you or don t ya! "