I am j/k, lol

 

give them an asian name and say they were adopted and then yell at them when they dont score a 2400 on the SAT's and play violin like an angel.

' DAMN you Kenchi, your mother and I spent a lot of money pulling you out of rual China!!!! NOw show you gratitude and become a doctor!!!'

 

either that or a good strong Canadian name:

hoser
eh
moose
dickie
charlie
dougie
wayne gretsky horberg

 

wayne gretsky horberg, nice ring to it.

btw, i still don't have a price on that x5.. . .

 

jeff--- boy
melissa----girl or ashley

 

You know you're going to name it "Mark Olson Horberg" boy or girl so I really don't understand the use of this thread...


If that falls through though I'd be down for Lando Horberg, or maybe something cool-sounding like "Redemption Horberg" or pay homage to your favorite technopunkska band "Roman N. Horberg". Hmm, that's not bad actually...


Of course, in the end I'll just disown you if he/she isn't named Alex or Grizzly.

 

I will also say that I have dated a Faith, a Hope, and a Patience...they were all very appropriately named...

 

lol, then what would do when we say.

"You're no Marc Olson . . ."

 

how about

mary kate ashley olsen ias hor,berg?

 

they are so hot . . . LOL

 

Jace is the best name for a boy!

 

I've always liked the name Rhett for a boy.

 

why dont you give him an old school name and include the word we all know and love in there:

The Scion of Scott, Lord of Horberg

 

if it is a girl, "Lolerskates" a boy "roflchopper"