Maybach auto shop is in session. Lesson One: The old Romanian crowbar trick. Gigi Becali, owner of the Steaua Bucharest football club — obviously unimpressed with the majesty of a $300,000 luxury car — took a crowbar to his Maybach, apparently to get the door to work following an accident. We get where he’s coming from, having used a similar technique to gain proper entrance to our old Mazda after getting sideswiped in a Nathan’s parking lot. Of course we didn’t get the whole thing on tape, or have a friend like Alexandru to give us the “she’s not worth it” hug. That’s just too cute.