My Dream Car!
I totally didn't get it until I started reading the description.
Dear lord, that is some funny stuff.
Scroll down and read the question/answer part....that's the best.
Dear lord, that is some funny stuff.
Scroll down and read the question/answer part....that's the best.
For lazy people who don't want to click on the link:
Now I tell you about THIS WAGGON.
This sprotscar is like a lion inside because of all its power! This car is so fast. It beats everyone. Its so fast I even beat myself at the lights. It has fats that make it fast and a sport seering wheel that add hosepower it is fast.
The custom GOLD DASH is too fast too and helps you to see the instruments beta when you are going VERY FAST. This car is the car that handles best when going fast.
If you like going fast this is your new fast car!!!! (waggon)
This wagon gets respect where eva it goes with me because of the way it goes around the corners fast. I got caught buy the police once because of going SO fast but if I khew it was them I wouldnt have to stop because mine (this sport car) is waaay fast and they wouldnt see me again. Harhar! I win alot!!! Do not be supprised when you see how fast this car is - I have already told you so dont say I didnt. There are a few holes on the inside but that is ok, this is about being fast ang gettin respect not about being new. If you want new go an buy a new car but it wont be the one that handles good wenh fats and with gold trim and good wheel.
I have debadged it at the back so peope dont know if it is an SS or HSV, it gets alot of respect from this. I also took off the "commode" badge from the glove box so your lucky shot gun passenger is not sure where the power is coming from. You will pick up alot of chicks in this waggon, it has room for their shopong they will be fast because of this car too and you know what I mean specially if you have a monster like this car. It has a cupholder.
The moter iS GOLD TOP and is a savage BEAST so even there is a DANGER sticker near it. This is a fast fully sic moter and will help you beat anyone, only this week I beat a mx5 an he yells GOOD ONE ON YOU MATE as I roundabout inftont of him. I got respect and you will too I know. He salute me as he went off.
The radio is very loud when turned up to the top volume and doesnt crackle unles it is not on the chanel properly but this doesnt happen. much. Dont be a fooled because this is like an ordinaty waggon, it isnt ) it is like a formular racing car with a good moter. I went passed a WRX the other day an he looked like he saw a tiger but it was me in THIS WAGGON. He had horror at being beaten by me.
It handles really well on its low miles and profile tires. I kept a big arch above the rubber to make it look faster when it is parked. This gets respect too. Every one asksme about my sport car and smiles when they ask, THIS IS RESPECT I tell you. You will have it! I sold it on eBay but the bidder didnt pay after driving it, he didnt say much but the speed got to him when I drove so he misses out on the luck that you wuill now have.
Iforgot tosay about the tinting so now I will tell you about the titing. Its tinting is very dark and they cant see you but you can see out mostly. This means you can use your moby an SMS all you freinds without being seen to do it! It is the bubble tint which looks very kewl. It has also the stick on light weight auminium racing fuelcap cover for that big feeling when you are filling its powerful tank. You can have racing mats if you want and they are GOLD.
I will also throw in my special AUTOBONE cleaning system in to you! The special GOLD paint needs the AUTOBONE protection and I will give you the leftover GOLD erformance paint too. This sports car (waggon) has the best zorst sound with racing pipe from the engine right out the back for that GOOD NOTE. When you rev it at the lights everyone knows they are about to be beaten so they dont try often from respect & they watch me go at it. Ihave beat myself many times as I just get faster EVERY time.
This car WILL DO the quarter mile!
Dont ever be disrespectd agan as you go for a cruise, MX5 and WRX and HSV and FORD beware or YOU, I only see Honda in my rea vision mirrors and I always see you there becuase you dont have the sportwaggon like this one yet. But you can get it! Yes! Because I will sell it to you for a good price, not just a sportcar but RESPECT!
This sprotscar is like a lion inside because of all its power! This car is so fast. It beats everyone. Its so fast I even beat myself at the lights. It has fats that make it fast and a sport seering wheel that add hosepower it is fast.
The custom GOLD DASH is too fast too and helps you to see the instruments beta when you are going VERY FAST. This car is the car that handles best when going fast.
If you like going fast this is your new fast car!!!! (waggon)
This wagon gets respect where eva it goes with me because of the way it goes around the corners fast. I got caught buy the police once because of going SO fast but if I khew it was them I wouldnt have to stop because mine (this sport car) is waaay fast and they wouldnt see me again. Harhar! I win alot!!! Do not be supprised when you see how fast this car is - I have already told you so dont say I didnt. There are a few holes on the inside but that is ok, this is about being fast ang gettin respect not about being new. If you want new go an buy a new car but it wont be the one that handles good wenh fats and with gold trim and good wheel.
I have debadged it at the back so peope dont know if it is an SS or HSV, it gets alot of respect from this. I also took off the "commode" badge from the glove box so your lucky shot gun passenger is not sure where the power is coming from. You will pick up alot of chicks in this waggon, it has room for their shopong they will be fast because of this car too and you know what I mean specially if you have a monster like this car. It has a cupholder.
The moter iS GOLD TOP and is a savage BEAST so even there is a DANGER sticker near it. This is a fast fully sic moter and will help you beat anyone, only this week I beat a mx5 an he yells GOOD ONE ON YOU MATE as I roundabout inftont of him. I got respect and you will too I know. He salute me as he went off.
The radio is very loud when turned up to the top volume and doesnt crackle unles it is not on the chanel properly but this doesnt happen. much. Dont be a fooled because this is like an ordinaty waggon, it isnt ) it is like a formular racing car with a good moter. I went passed a WRX the other day an he looked like he saw a tiger but it was me in THIS WAGGON. He had horror at being beaten by me.
It handles really well on its low miles and profile tires. I kept a big arch above the rubber to make it look faster when it is parked. This gets respect too. Every one asksme about my sport car and smiles when they ask, THIS IS RESPECT I tell you. You will have it! I sold it on eBay but the bidder didnt pay after driving it, he didnt say much but the speed got to him when I drove so he misses out on the luck that you wuill now have.
Iforgot tosay about the tinting so now I will tell you about the titing. Its tinting is very dark and they cant see you but you can see out mostly. This means you can use your moby an SMS all you freinds without being seen to do it! It is the bubble tint which looks very kewl. It has also the stick on light weight auminium racing fuelcap cover for that big feeling when you are filling its powerful tank. You can have racing mats if you want and they are GOLD.
I will also throw in my special AUTOBONE cleaning system in to you! The special GOLD paint needs the AUTOBONE protection and I will give you the leftover GOLD erformance paint too. This sports car (waggon) has the best zorst sound with racing pipe from the engine right out the back for that GOOD NOTE. When you rev it at the lights everyone knows they are about to be beaten so they dont try often from respect & they watch me go at it. Ihave beat myself many times as I just get faster EVERY time.
This car WILL DO the quarter mile!
Dont ever be disrespectd agan as you go for a cruise, MX5 and WRX and HSV and FORD beware or YOU, I only see Honda in my rea vision mirrors and I always see you there becuase you dont have the sportwaggon like this one yet. But you can get it! Yes! Because I will sell it to you for a good price, not just a sportcar but RESPECT!
My favorite part is where he's talking about how he ran over a cat because his car is so FAST and how he'll even throw in an extra wheel alignment bonus with the car, since the cat threw off his alignment.
Oh man, I've been laughing about this all morning.
Oh man, I've been laughing about this all morning.
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