my new name is....
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my new name is....
Flunky Applehead...
This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopy-pants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple * b = toilet * c = giggle * d = burger * e = girdle * f = barf * g = lizard * h = waffle * i = cootie * j = monkey * k = potty * l = liver * m = banana * n = rhino * o = bubble * p = hamster * q = toad * r = gizzard * s = pizza * t = gerbil * u = chicken * v = pickle * w = chuckle * x = tofu * y = gorilla * z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head * b = mouth * c = face * d = nose * e = tush * f = breath * g = pants * h = shorts * i = lips * j = honker * k = butt * l = brain * m = tushie * n = chunks * o = hiney * p = biscuits * q = toes * r = buns * s = fanny * t = sniffer * u = sprinkles * v = kisser * w = squirt * x = humperdinc k * y = brains * z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopy-pants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple * b = toilet * c = giggle * d = burger * e = girdle * f = barf * g = lizard * h = waffle * i = cootie * j = monkey * k = potty * l = liver * m = banana * n = rhino * o = bubble * p = hamster * q = toad * r = gizzard * s = pizza * t = gerbil * u = chicken * v = pickle * w = chuckle * x = tofu * y = gorilla * z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head * b = mouth * c = face * d = nose * e = tush * f = breath * g = pants * h = shorts * i = lips * j = honker * k = butt * l = brain * m = tushie * n = chunks * o = hiney * p = biscuits * q = toes * r = buns * s = fanny * t = sniffer * u = sprinkles * v = kisser * w = squirt * x = humperdinc k * y = brains * z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
ok, this isnt funny.
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