So I have a great story from the weekend. Before I tell the story, you have to know that I have flipped my rear wiper squirter over so that I can shoot a nice arch of wiper fluid to the left and the right of the car.

Anyways,
My wife and I went down to the lake in the xB yesterday. It was nice out so we went for a ride around the park before heading back home. While driving down one of the paths, a group of "ghetto" kids were walking to our left point and yelling "look at this green p.o.s. your cars wack yo! your car's wack!"

don't call the xB wack

so yeah...after busting a u-turn, my green, wack, xB ____ed on their heads.

made my day, totally ruined theirs

 

hahaha good stuff I've always wanted to add t-fitting to my washer fluid line and point it to go over my car and hit people tailgating while on the freeway and such. Good mod.