Posted 23 August 2003 06:46
I know I posted this before but here it is again

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother".

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).

"Anything?" he asked.

Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

"Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room.

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said.

She did.

He then said, "Now get on your knees".

She did.

"Now take down my zipper".

She did.

Now go ahead ...take it out..." he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands... then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well .. go ahead".

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it...and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said...

"Hello, mom, can you hear me?"

 

what's Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

























watahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

What kinda underwear does superman wear?











Chuck Norris underwear.

 

*This was for the blond joke, but it works for all of the last three.

 

*DEAD* omg @ the blond one

 

well i think this is funny

http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=366

 

You said dirty jokes, so here is one of the worst!!!!!!



`~~~~~~~~~~~EDITED FOR EVERYONES SAKE!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

now thats just nasty

 

ewwwwwwwwwww

 

eww wtf

 

I told you! Im sorry for that!

 

Great, now i have to clean the vomit off my keyboard and desk.

 

A Chinese guy goes to the eye doctor and the doctor tells him he has a cataract.

The Chinese guy says, "No...I have a Rincoln Continental."

 

Two guys walk into a bar. Third one ducks and hits a no ducks allowed sign.

 

hey boomster i didnt get to read that joke! pm it to me plz~

 

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

If you do not know, see answer below.



















Get your drunk rear end off the merry-go-round!

 

RACIST JOKE

What is the worst thing you can call a black guy that starts with "N" and ends in "R"?


















Neighbor

 

^^^ at least that one is way cleaner then the last few jokes there was!!!

 

and I just want to make clear, that I don't feel this way.