Thats F***** Up

 

What Kind Of Laundry Detergent Does Snoop Dog Use ??





Bleeeaaaahhhch.

 

 

hhahahaha that pic is mad funny...

 

do a search for the dennis leary chain email... it's funny... I would post it, but it's long and has a lot of curse words... or click here for a list of them:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

 

What does Helen Keller's mom do when she gets mad?
















































She Rearanges The Funiture!!

 

"WORD!"

 

There were2 peanuts walking threw the forest.....................










one of them was a-salted!

 

a-salted

 

A guy stumbles into a bar with a donkey and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." The man asks why not, and the bartender replies:


















"Because, you're already drunk off your @$$."

 

what did the mexican guy say when his house fell on him?










get off me homes.

 

two very good jokes right there

 

thnx I just came up with mine, I'm still working onit.

 

 

whats the difference between a nagging clinky girlfriend and bucket of sh**?














The Bucket

 

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac?










i dont have a cadillac in my garage.

 

Lets not start with the dead baby jokes I dont want this thread Locked

 

i had a few more but ok....

 

If you want, make a link to the web page you got them from.

 

i dont have a link...my friends told me them.. but i have this

chuck norris went to the virgin islands
they call them the islands now.