Thread for all pick up lines. Funny ones, ones that work, ones that will get you slapped etc...

I'll start her off with an oldie but goodie:

Do you wash those pants with windex? Because I can see myslef in them...

 

"In accordance with Megan's Law, I'm required to inform you of my sex offender status. So, you like handcuffs?"

 

Nice shoes...



Come on, who doesn't know the end to that one?

 

F@#$ me if Im wrong, But you wanna make out!

 

Baby, your legs must be tired...because you've been runnin' through my mind all day!

 

So... I'm the only one talking to you.

 

That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!

 

Hey, so, do you know what Rohypnol is? No? Great.

 

Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

 

Hi, how you doing? I'm filthy stinking rich. (NOTE: works better on blondes who giggle compulsively, and use "like" as punctuation)

 

Do you take a personal check?

 

my [rooster] is huge and i love to eat [kitty].

 

Is nice! How much? - Borat

 

You must be a sargeant, because you have my private standing in attention

 

I wish you were my calculator so i could plug my natural log into you

 

"Damn I wish you were my homework, so i could do you on the table"

 

Got two nipples for a dime?

 

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

 

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

 

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?